☠☮BREAKING! Man Dies From Too Much Marijuana!☮☠

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  1. Spazzmatazz

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    Lethal Dose: Half Ton of Weed Kills a Man



    Well, it finally happened -- marijuana killed a man. The good news is the poor bastard did not die from smoking it, but rather, as the result of an occupational hazard: A half ton of weed he was transporting across Brazil crushed him in an automobile accident.

    According to reports, the man, who has yet to be identified, was indiscreetly smuggling 1,000-pounds of marijuana in the backseat of his car on an apparent suicidal thrill ride from Soa Paulo to Mato Grosso de Sul.

    As you can imagine, it did not take long before the Federal Highway Patrol got wind of his felonious escapades and set up a roadblock as a means to try to shut him down.

    Instead, the culprit decided to take authorities on high-speed, three-mile hell ride, which ultimately cost him his life after he lost control of the vehicle, crashed into a tree and was literally grudge humped by a lethal dose of marijuana bricks.

    Man, we’ve had to buckle our seatbelts to smoke some dope in our day, but we’ve never had any shit that required airbags.

    As you probably guessed, police confiscated what was left of the man’s car and his killer marijuana. Yet, despite the tragic events of the day, we would be willing to bet there was one hell of a party, that night, somewhere in Brazil.


    :leaf:

    Good morning fuckers! :dancin:
     
  2. EndOfLine

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    When I was younger and waiting tables we all met after work and shared a joint (I took two small tokes). After my friend drove me home I started to hallucinate and the room was spinning like a motherfucker all night. Turns out the person bought it from some MC and they think it was laced with something. I've never touched pot since (that was about 20 years ago).

    I'd rather be crushed with pot like in the story than feel like I was going to die for hours on end.
     
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    CaptainFrank Well-Known Member

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    I get your point, but hardly the first to die from weed.
     
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    I don't think there has been a case of a OD from Marijuana.
     
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    No, I don't think so either.

    Smoke all you want, just don't drive high.
     
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    i wish i had some weed to smoke.
     
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    Don't you dare argue with Captain Frank! He knows everything about everything! If he was Canadian? He'd be Dudley fucking Do-Right!

    Frank sez people die from weed? That makes it fact. Just ask him...
     
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    It's time to legalize it already. It's so outrageous that this harmless natural organic plant is illegal.
    Let it be be already!
     
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    Spazzmatazz Band Member Banned User

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    I'm in the process of kicking one of the most addictive substances on the planet. A 44 year addiction to nicotine.
    Former surgeon general C. Everett Koop said it was more addictive than cocaine or heroin and I believe he was spot on...
     
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    It seems like too much of any good thing, may not be so good....

    :weeed:
     
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    Are you trying to spoil my wake-n-bake?

    (it's not working) :hhh:

    :toke:
     
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    like a rapper?

    about 20 years ago i smoked some shit that we later found out was laced with embalming fluid. the high wasn't any good and lasted all fucking day. just would not go away. i hallucinated a little once on weed, but i don't think it was laced, just really good. in the middle of the night, my cousin's dog got out and we had to go look for him. his backyard sloped down to the woods. i made my way down to the edge of the woods, but had forgotten why i was outside. then this wolf walks out, stares me down and starts coming at me. i freaked. of course, it was his dog and he was laughing his ass off. those were good times.
     
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    Sounds like you got "dusted".
    Been there and there's nothing pleasurable about it.
     
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    Wow good luck with that. I haven't had a cigarette in 5 years and it was the most difficult thing I ever did in my life. It was however the best thing that I ever did in my life. You WILL feel sooooo much better once you kick that repulsive habit (not to mention you'll save a lot of money-they are $12.00 a pack here in NYC). The only way is to go cold turkey...and it gets easier the longer you hold out.
     
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    Tried the cold turkey thing a couple times and failed. I'm using an e-cig. I've gone from 2 1/2 packs a day to 3-4 cigs.
    I'm gonna get there this time! :cool:
     
  17. Bye You!

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    I was paying $15.80 when I left NYC. Quit cold turkey a year ago. Now I think it's the most disgusting habit ever. But i'd still love to have one.
     
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    As soon as this coffee is done I will be heading out to the shop for my "breakfast" I call it.
     
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    Actually, double-blind placebo-controlled studies have repeatedly confirmed that a Mama Mancini's Meatball is the most addictive substance on earth. :rolleye:
     
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    Good for you. How are you doing it.