Entertainment 007 steps out with his wife

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  1. MutteringJohn

    MutteringJohn Well-Known Member

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    Pierce Brosnan's wife has a license to eat. You passed up Miss Moneypenny for this. Bond is saying to himself "If only Goldfinger covered her in gold paint before I met her". She's been trying to lose weight for years but even Dr No couldn't help her. Pierce's wife has been called a lot of things but Pussy Galore isn't one of them.

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    He's best known for his role as the world's smoothest and most suave spy, James Bond.

    But Pierce Brosnan, 63, proved to be just as dapper off-screen as he cut a stylish figure to attend the after party for Sting's concert at Craig's Restaurant in West Hollywood on Tuesday.

    Joined by his wife Keely, the pair made for a handsome couple as they headed out of the star-studded bash.



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    Damn she's still large? She used to have nice body
     
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    RH Goatcabin Old Sea Captain VIP

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    I'd hit it.
     
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    bennymuso England's Finest Gold

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    Surely he can do better than that lump.
     
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    bossofbam Well-Known Member

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    Say what you want, it makes me respect the guy. He's one handsome motherfucker and he's choosing love over looks. Good for him.
     
  7. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    Am I the only one who finds it refreshing that a could-be-playboy like Brosnan is sticking with his wife and looks very happy doing so?
     
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    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    Ya the guy is obviously happy because he had a stretch he could of got anyone. So I respect him for not being a vapid asshole and date some European model who advocates for animals now. Who would do that?
     
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    Yeah, another 007's wife is fat thread...


    Yes she's fat. So?
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo

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    Gary. I never thought I would agree with anything you say, but dammit that was perfect.

    If they are happy, more power to them.
     
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    He looks less like 007 and more like Mel Gibson.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    he's 007, she's 700.
     
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    Smart guys know that a hot chick is great to take out in public but if she's a cunt at home you're going to be miserable. Unfortunately I'm one of the dumb fucks who has passed up on a lot of really nice girls who were not up to my "would I want to walk around holding hands with her" standard. Now I'm 42 and never been married. I'm in pretty good shape and make a good income, but all of the hot available women are completely insufferable once they put their clothes on. Conversely, out of all of my married buddies the only guy who really seems happy and who isn't actively attepting to cheat on his wife is married to an absolutely beastly slob. :dontknow:
     
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    Trooof friend Daner! :derp:
     
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    Pasta Galore. :shitcoffee:
     
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    :omg: I cannot believe that came from you...
     
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    Petal A girl in a sea of mults

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    I think his first wife died from cancer and he was devastated. I'm guessing he's happy to have found true love a second time and is going to hang on to it.
     
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    Plus she might be fucking him so good that afterwards he just sits in the corner sucking his thumb and crying.
     
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