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  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Is the show on tonight? I thought that Bob Levy was a guest tonight but the site hasn't been updated since yesterday.
    Also, did the world end? Where the fuck is everyone? Is Ritchie killing the show that quickly?
     
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    octex Well-Known Member

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    I guess the Ritchie-Bocchetti douche bag combo plate is running everyone off.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Yeah I used to be able to ignore Ritchie but it's impossible now.

    He makes me feel like I might be retarded. The shit he says is so disgustingly stupid to me I start to wonder maybe I'm the dumb one. It doesn't seem possible that anyone would give him a job that required speaking or thinking in any capacity, let alone a radio/tv gig alongside a comic, if he were really that dumb.
     
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    Don Felder tonight. Finally a guest I'm interested in seeing.
     
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    Artie seems high tonight
     
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    Absolutely riveting television. Art just left the studio. Will he return?

    Perhaps this is a test to see if the show works without Artie? Literally everyone else is being featured on the mics right now.
     
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    I was just about to post about that, but you beat me to it.

    Artie totally just disappeared for a few minutes.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    lol yes artie flipping out on bocchetti and ritchie is great

    this is about to get really painful w/o artie
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    "Thank you guys. I think Artie should go for this. Uh, I mean how many opportunities do you get to work with someone like WIll Smith, alongside of him. This is an amazing role. Uh uhhuuh I hope we can convince him by the end of the night to go. I mean dis a great ting. It really is, I mean how many people get alongside of him that's like, I'm a fan of his since, I really am, since, uh, what do you call it, I've been a fan of Will's since he was on TV. Uhh, I think Artie should go he's making a mistake. Uh, it's probably, I mean the role sounds good, uh, it's only uh ya know the name, who cares as long as you're working with somebody good ya know. Like the project, who cares. i think he should go and we should all convince him to go. It's worth it, every minute of it. I've been a fan of Will's since Fresh Prince. I know Artie, um, goof on me about it but he only meant jest. And Will, if you're watching this, Artie's right for this and I hope you are. I'm sorry for going on a tangent about this but you know uh"
     
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    It occured to me today that Bocchetti reminds me of Officer Barbrady from South Park, specifically the chin and difficulty with reading. During the next Neckfat and Nunez skit the three of them should do a South Park version with Cartman, Yates, and Barbrady. Respect my authoritah, I'm a superior officer you clowns.

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    LOL during the live look in on directv, they were discussing saying the alphabet backwards. Jon Ritchie tried but did terribly, only got a few letters in. Then chris mannix said it perfectly. Bob Levy said something like yeah you gotta be prepared for drunken nights...

    Ritchie then in all seriousness, and in his slow drawl says something like wow, i think the police officer would think I was drunk even if I wasn't...

    lmfao
     
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    lol Barbrady is spot on. I get the feeling the only people on that show that watch South Park are probably Shane and Ritchie.
     
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    At least he has some self-awareness about the way he talks. It's ironic that Bocchetti has been sober for like 30 years. His thoughts are like the ramblings of a person on psychedelic drugs.
     
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    What made you say that? Not saying he is, or isn't, I just haven't listened to last night's show yet.
     
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    I know its painful work but I love your translations.
     
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    A few shows ago Mike was talking about his self perception and said that when he looks into a mirror he sees John Candy's body with Johnny Depp's head... I decided to make that, this is what Mike sees. [​IMG]
     
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    ^Classic.
     
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    I wonder if Bocchetti went to that script reading today.

    They didn't bring up that Tom Brady story yesterday, I bet it will be forgotten by tonight. I was looking forward to it too..
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    haha thanks man. it always seems like it's gonna be easier than it turns out to be.



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