$1,000,000 Bill? Who says Florida or California has all the Stupid?

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  1. Captain

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    Place this one in the "you can't make this stuff up" bin. Atlanta, Geo-gah white female, at Walmart, tries to pass off $1,000,000 bill to buy what ever Chinese made shit was on hand that day and then expects change. Faced with a felony, she now claims her coin collector "estranged" husband. (So, I guess, in her mind, he should got to jail, yes?)

    http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2004-03-11-million-dollar_x.htm
    Million-dollar bill user pleads ignorance, blames Treasury
    ATLANTA (AP) — A woman who tried to use a fake $1 million bill to buy $1,675 worth of merchandise at Wal-Mart said it was all just a misunderstanding — she thought the bill was real.
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    [​IMG][​IMG]Alice Pike was arrested last week at a Wal-Mart in Georgia.[​IMG]
    Newton County Sheriff's Dept. via WSB-TV, AP
    The United States Treasury does not make $1 million bills.
    "You can't keep up with the U.S. Treasury," said Alice Pike, speaking from jail.
    Pike, 35, was arrested last week at the Wal-Mart. The bill was a novelty item that can be bought at gag shops. Pike told police she got it from her estranged husband, who is a coin collector.
    Pike said she first tried to buy the merchandise with two Wal-Mart gift cards. But the cashier told her the cards only had a total value of $2.32. That's when Pike says she pulled out the $1 million bill.
    "All I've got is this," Pike said she told the cashier.
    "I wasn't trying to pass off the bill," she said. "That's ridiculous."
    A police report says Pike tried to pay for the items with the fake bill and even asked for change.
    Prosecutors must decide whether to prosecute Pike on charges of first-degree forgery.

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  2. SomerSky

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    I would switch sides for her....Beauty AND Brains...:wub:
     
  3. RonHeinzkaboot

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    She's a keeper.
    Yeah Floriduh needs to offer her free residency, She's incredible
    Gift cards with just $2 on them
    And then expecting change
    Then throwing her ex under the bus
    She also looks like she could be a great addition to the Dolphin's defensive line
     
  4. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...its the mullet that does it for you isnt it?
     
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    Why do they show the picture of her husband?

    I don't understand why they arrested it. If you try to pay with Monopoly money do they execute you?
     
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    Excuse me can you break a million dollar bill for me.
     
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    If Stuttering John and Benjy had a kid.

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    That is exactly the picture I expected to see when the byline included, "Walmart" and "Georgia"
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    Yes, because Detroit is such a Mecca of sophistication.
     
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    Oh right... cause of the blacks. I forgot.
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    The ignorant bigoted whites don't help.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    The joke was on her. The cashier didn't have enough change in the register to break a million dollar bill.
     
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    It was a joke, calm down.
     
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    I bet it asked for it's change back in small bills, nothing bigger then a $10,000 bill.
     
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    Now that wasn't well thought out was it?
     
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    Is this really worth prosecuting like an ACTUAL crime??
     
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