News 1/4 of young people would date a robot

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  1. broccoli rob

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    Poll: Quarter of Young People Would Date a Robot

    New research among 18-34 year olds reveals that a quarter of young people in the UK would happily date a robot.

    Marking the launch of FutureFest 2016, a festival focused on inspiring people to change the future, new research was published today detailing the public’s collective vision of the world in 20 years time.

    Commissioned by Nesta, a UK-based innovation foundation and host of FutureFest, 1,000 British adults ages 18-34 were interviewed on a variety of topics.

    One-in-four British millenials who would happily build a relationship with an android, there are, of course, stipulations. To qualify as a potential partner, the android must look like a real-life human and be a “perfect match.”
    While 26% of British millenials are comfortable with dating a robot, only 17% of the overall British adult population is willing.


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    A robot that looked as good as the chick from Ex Machina wouldn't be so bad.


    I think I would wait for the third operating system when they perfected not being annoying and bitchy.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    You have to fucking take them on a date? Fuck that! Blow me robot!
     
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    :lol:
     
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    If Facebook builds them you'd have to take it out on a date, listen to an hour of advertisements, then promise the robot you loved Muslims before it would blow you.
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you. POTY Politics

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    Exactly. Can they iron and make lasagna? My next wife might be one.
     
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    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    I'll take mine in this model

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    or blow you up..because of the muslim thing..get it? :backlol:
     
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    I wonder how easy it would be to hack someones robotic wife into fucking you..

    "YOU GOT HACKED?! YOU FUCKING WHORE! OH YEAH, YOU FORGOT TO TURN ON THE MALWARE PROTECTION. HOW CONVENIENT!"
     
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    This attitude may be why they can't find a human being to date.
     
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    Top tip. Invest in robot swapping app now.
     
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    Telling a new girl about your robotic ex would be a great way to break the ice!

    "....You remind me of my ex... She was an android."
    "an android? like she was always on her phone?"
    "No, she was an actual android"
     
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    I don't think its going to take a robot to get nerds to start dating computers.
    I think there will be creeps out there in love with a Virtual Reality headset and a strong wet vacuum.

    I just got the Oculus Rift in the mail the other day and the demos are so intense that I had to rip it off my head in fear the first time I used it.
    My body involuntarily went into fright or flight.

    Its insane to think where this technology will be in 20 years.
     
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    Geez, I wonder why?

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    Yeah. Because people suck.
     
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    I'm in!
     
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    Hey, if it's good enough for Howie, it's good enough for me, sign me up.
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    I own 5 of these sluts.
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    If the robots pussy is tight and it doesn't talk back, sign me up.
     
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