1-800-DENTIST: Seriously, it's time.

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  1. rob82

    rob82 Ellipsis Expert VIP

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    Anyone else fucking sick of people starting sentences with, "Seriously"? How about people saying, "I know, right?" instead of "I agree with you"? A variant of this would be for someone to say, "RIGHT?" after you say something they agree with. And finally, I cannot stand it when something isn't right and a person says, "REALLY?" in an annoyed way. Fuck fags who say this shit.

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  2. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    People also suck that say FTW and if you say it in real life you should get shot.
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :worried:
     
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    I say FTW when I use coupons.
     
  5. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Ramp up or amp up. Next person I hear say that is going to get a ramp up their asshole. Big end first.
     
  6. chrisfromvegas

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    Clearly, it make their sentence more convincing. Clearly.
     
  7. rob82

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    FTW and FML are the dumbest fucking initialisms ever. "My coffee is cold FML" or "I've got to work on Sunday FTW" How about fuck you in your shithole with a power drill.

    Don't even get me started on fuckers that say "fail" and "epic fail" in real life. My head will fucking explode.
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I dated a girl who actually said "I heart (whatever)" instead of "I love"

    "I heart the beach." "I heart my kitty."


    I was all like


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  9. Mark Mayonnaise

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    ...we should never hang out

    Can I still say "pwned"?
     
  10. Scott

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    You should have said, I heart you. Will you have my next abortion?
     
  11. rob82

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    No. You really say "fail" and "epic fail" out loud?
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Haha yeah. Maybe not "epic".

    Example: My friend will shoot a couple pictures and notice his lens cap was on. I'll go "FAIL!". We're both huge fucking geeks so we think its awesome. Shut up.
     
  13. Bye You!

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    I hate people who end sentences with "no?"

    It's a beautiful day today, no?

    Also, starting a sentence with "honestly" is equally annoying.
     
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    Honestly, you've thought a lot about this, no?
     
  15. Super Mario

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    what does Fml mean for my life??
     
  16. gilaet

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    Everybody hates the French.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Fuck Mario and Luigi :D
     
  18. Super Mario

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    People are really saying really alot now I am going to have to watch myself with that one I could be doing it and not even noticing it.:smiley:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    I was gonna move this to the cobwebby Politics forum. Then I read it again and realized I had no idea what the fuck you were talking about.