1. Ever shake someone's hand soon after taking a piss?

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    2. Did you at least wash your hands ?
     
  2. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    turrible thread
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    On the other hand, you ever go into a rest room and some fucker is scrubbing his hands like he's about to go into surgery?
     
  4. Billy Brown

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    I like to walk out of the bathroom with water on my hands.
    Slap a buddy on the back of his neck.
    And whisper "I just pissed on my hand".
     
  5. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    please use the Forum's rating system to express your thoughts on this :hat:
     
  6. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    :jj: I do that to my wife sometimes.
     
  7. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    ever stick your wet finger in someone's ear?
    where I'm from it's called a Wet Willy :jj:
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    That's what it's called here too.
     
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    Maybe a fist bump.
     
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    1. Yes
    2. Prob not

    It's very rare that I wash my hands and when I do I usually just rinse them quickly and don't bother with the soap.
     
  12. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro Gold

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    I was in the bathroom at a PBR event last weekend and some redneck in an A's hat tried to high five me on the way from the pisser because I had an A's jacket on. :nojj:
     
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    AG?
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    :salute: