News 1 in 4 Puerto Ricans to get Zika by years end-now what?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    so what happens now? They stop reproducing? The get off the cursed island? Isn't it like a movie- all future kids destined to become pinheads? It's the end of civilization in any hot climate until they find a cure or vaccine.

    Officials warn of rampant spread of ‘head-shrinking’ virus in US territory Puerto Rico
    A HEALTH expert has warned he expects one in four people in the US territory of Puerto Rico to be infected with the Zika virus before the year’s end.

    The Caribbean island has reported 1,914 new cases of the disease in the last week, and there are said to be 10,690 cases there altogether.

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    The Zika virus is thought to be linked to ‘shrunken heads’ in babies born from infected mothers
    The island’s Health Secretary Ana Rius has said that of the total cases 1,035 involve pregnant women.

    The virus is thought to cause serious birth defects including ‘shrunken heads’ in babies.

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    Officials say 90 people in Puerto Rico have been hospitalised by the virus.

    Roughly 30 of them are said to have been diagnosed with the temporary paralysis condition Guillain-Barre which is linked to the condition.

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    The Zika virus is carried and spread by mosquitoes
    Brazil has been worst affected by the outbreak which has swept across the Latin America.

    The spread of the virus prompted some athletes and golfer Rory McIlroy to pull out of the Rio Olympics.

    It is feared the UK could be hit by Zika when Brits travelling to see the games return home.

    50 people in Britain have already tested positive for Zika after returning to our shores from abroad.

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    well, they didn't want to join the US, so good luck with that :hw:
     
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    Them and Colombians and Dominicans and Mexicans.

    God took his time with them.
     
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    Yeah, one day she's got your nuts in her mouth and the next day, you've got the mark of Zorro on the side of your Camry.
     
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    Fucking ej. :jj:
     
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    Hopefully the big guy is ok
     
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    Better not knock one up unless you want a bettlejuice of your own
     
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    Yeah, that dude runs through pussy like cheap shoes.

    Wouldn't want the party to end now.
     
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    what now?? we have a fucking parade is what now!
     
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    Hahaha look at zippy the pinheaded mutant :spit:
     
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    Look at it this way. We were pretty much already on our way to being a nation of pin-heads anyway.
     
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