#1 reason howard says on every show he got laid last night is

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    It never ever happens... when u don't get it u talk about it non-stop. beth is not giving any to the judge
     
  2. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    No, I believe him. I'm sure that Ralph is over every night laying his clothes out for him.
     
  3. Mywifepoopsalot

    Mywifepoopsalot New Member

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    This court has been adjourned
     
  4. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I bet he has not gotten laid since 2006
     
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    We all know Howard is a sexual deviant he bends Beth O over the counter and fucks her ass so hard she cant walk for days, yeah that's him alright.: oy::howard:
     
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    He seems to say Beth was out and he watched babysitter porn an awful lot too though.
     
  7. tv910

    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    All the signs Howard always said meant a marriage was failing are present - publicly saying how in love they are and how great their sex life is, time spent apart leading to frequent masturbation, taking extra jobs to get away from home. The end must be near.
     
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    I hate to tell Howard but his wife doesn't like to fuck him...those fast and furious sessions are her way of getting a purse and quickly, that's all. She was damaged when the principal came over in 10th grade (or whenever). She is a 12 yr old stuck in a 40 yr old body, with a 12 yr old mentality. Howard, Wake the fuck up already. Damaged goods.

    EJ insert "why do you hate?" post here.
     
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    Bababaloney Fudge Packer Banned User

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    Or maybe it's because he's getting laid regularly...:facepalm:
     
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    Even if he is, she isn't...a jump on top for 1 minute or less is a snooze fest. Tell your zillionaire husband he was great, he goes to sleep, and head to the 2 story pink closet with the vibrator already
     
  12. Guts83

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    Doesnt Beth go out constantly?
     
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    The babysitters are usually played by MILFs.
     
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    Finally you agree with us. Ralph is over there regularly.
     
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    Beff straps one on and pounds Wiggy.
     
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    It only lasts a minute, including the time Howard needs to unlock the condom vault and peel off his pee-stained underwear.
     
  17. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    because he's living vicariously through Nacho?
     
  18. Big Bird

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    Say it ain't so :jj:
     
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    MILF porn is lame- Mature Tubes - now we're slingin.
     
  20. Big Bird

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    Agreed. Good looking Cougars even better.:iohi5::yay: