Entertainment 10 Celebrities that had or have rotting teeth

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    5. Lindsay Lohan

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    Actress Lindsay Lohan has had her fair share of clubbing and partying like a wild maniac. Add drugs, alcohol and smoking to the mix and you get a 24-year-old woman who is showing signs of having lived a very unhygienic lifestyle, that’s for sure. The Mean Girls starlet showed up at the 2011 premiere of Saints Row: The Third, presenting her stained and rotten teeth to the photographers. No shame whatsoever, LiLo grinned right into the cameras, without a care in the world. Fortunately, Lindsay had some money left in her bank account that allowed her to purchase a new and improved Hollywood smile just weeks later.

    4. Tom Cruise

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    Tom Cruise clearly didn’t care about his teeth as a teenager, having dealt with discoloration, rottenness, a cracked tooth and a crooked smile. Wow! It raises the question of whether Tom ever bothered going for a check-up to see a dentist, let alone brush his teeth. Following his rise as a movie star, Tom knew he had to get his smile in check as roles where he would kiss another actress most certainly wouldn’t have gone down too well. He opted for veneers, and to us, it looks like it was the best thing Tom could’ve done. And if Tom still isn’t a fan of keeping his teeth clean, the actor now rocks veneers which prevent the tooth from ever discoloring. In other words, Mr. Impossible probably never has to brush his teeth again.

    3. Nicolas Cage

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    may have always been a handsome fella, but as soon as he opened his mouth, that handsomeness quickly turned into disgust. Aside from his crooked teeth, the actor had several dental problems; when he smiled, there was a clear sign that his two front teeth had begun to rot. Nicolas was also missing several teeth at the time, so his handsomeness was totally discredited every time he would crack a semi-smile. Just like Tom, Nicolas ended up settling for veneers after having landed several big blockbuster roles in the 90s — we’re sure his co-stars wouldn’t have appreciated it had he not sorted his teeth out.

    2. Gary Busey

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    Most likely one of the scariest teeth we’ve ever laid our eyes on, Gary Busey seems to have embraced his rotten teeth. The Hollywood star, whose veneers are far from resembling Tom Cruise’s veneers, are incredibly stained and discolored, which is strange considering that veneers usually don’t change color. Perhaps he had them done at a dodgy dentist who didn’t know what he was doing because no dentist in their right mind would opt to give their patient such big teeth. Whatever the case, Gary’s teeth are quite awful to look at, and the veneers only make it so much worse. In simpler terms, Gary went from having rotten teeth, to getting veneers that are incredibly stained. How is that possible?

    1. Johnny Depp

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    Ever wondered why Johnny Depp doesn’t smile too often in public? Well, our favorite pirate has some dental problems that he seems to avoid fixing with a quick ride to a dentist. Johnny is a serious smoker, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone to learn that Depp’s teeth are considerably stained with the bottom of his front teeth having already turned brown. Several of his teeth now have silver caps on them, so there are relatively less rotten teeth showing (if that makes it any better). It’s not a pleasant look, and it also baffles me to think that Johnny is named world’s hottest man on all of these magazines, when he can’t even look after his teeth. If, for whatever reason, Johnny tries to kiss you… kindly decline. You’ve been warned!

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    Dead sexy.

    And by that I mean, the dead are sexier.
     
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    Depp has millions of dollars but wont get his teeth fixed.
     
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    I guess I respect his not giving a shit attitude, but ugh.
     
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    Tom Cruise has an off center mouth. One of his front teeth is DIRECTLY under the center of his nose. Take a close look.

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    well johnny and i have that in common....
     
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    I guess with his fucked up teeth that was the best they could do.
     
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    8. Charlie Sheen
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    Former Two And A Half Men star, Charlie Sheen has a long history of dental issues. At one point, Charlie had several missing teeth which he proudly showed off at award shows, clearly disconcerned about other people’s thoughts. His smile wasn’t too nice to look at either; very much discolored and rotten. Sheen did make somewhat of a comeback following his ax from Two and a Half Men when he had several dental procedures done, making his teeth look much better than before.
     
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    Had a similar thing, got it fixed when I did my jaw surgery for underbite.
     
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    fuckin Coppola's and their unibrows.

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    Dafuq did I just see?? Well, fasting just get easier today.
     
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    Charlie has a few other things to worry about now.
     
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