10 Crazy Bill Murray Stories

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  1. JameGumb

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    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I've always had such a crush on him.
     
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    "Who's your friend? Who's your buddy? I am, aren't I?"

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    No wonder Bill's Letterman crowds bigger than Wiggys. He's probably met most of them. :jj:
     
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    Murray is a guy I just can't get a bead on. Sometimes I hear he's a jerk and then there's all these stories where he sounds cool. Will the real Bill Murray please stand up?
     
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    Everybody has bad days. I could see him being grumpy on a movie set or at an airport. Most of his good encounters seem to be when he's laid back or in vacation.
     
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    o

    The "Aunt Jemima Treatment"
     
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    I can vouch for the "tastiness" of that.... :giggle:
     
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    Sounds like a human being to me.
     
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    I love Bill Murry and I just recently heard a pretty shitty first hand story about him.
    Apparently he is kind of a pompous dick.
    And a bit of a cad.
    On the set of his new movie he was drunk in a bar scene and got really grabby with a female crew member. Then dumped water all over her shirt and then tried to take it off. She was horrified and a little traumatized and other some crew members had to pull him away.
    Made her cry. Bummed me out. She's a sweet woman
     
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    That was Dan Aykroyd, dickhead. :mad:
     
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    Drunk? Wet t shirt contest. Chivalrous man offering to dry her off? What exactly is wrong with this?

     
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    I met Bill Last year while he was shooting "Olive Kitteridge " here in Gloucester MA...He had lunch at my Cafe. He couldn't have been nicer. Talked with all of my customers..smiling, laughing, very approachable. And, he's a great tipper.
     
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    Btw an Official Bill Murray on Letterman Viewing Thread now. :coffee:
     
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    Yeah.... I'm watching him right now on Letterman. I've always been a huge fan of his. He is hilarious and also a freaking weirdo.
     
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    I like the story where hes leaving a fast food joint stops at some guys table eating alone
    takes a french fry off his plate eats it and sez "No one is ever going to believe you" and walks out of the place
     
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    He's plastered. Covered in cake. It's fantastic. "Robin they wanted me to jump out of a cake but I didn't want to stain my Tommy John's." :jj:
     
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    I wish. Like I said I'm a fan. Bummed me out to hear this :(
     
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    Being a dirty old man does not equal mean prick :grad: