10 Everyday Activities That Are Illegal In North Korea

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  1. dawg

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    Watching t.v.
    Religion
    Alcohol
    Driving
    Playing banned music, non state music
    International phone calls and Internet communication
    Criticizing the government
    Leaving North Korea
    Pornography
    Using non state controlled internet
     
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    No porn?




    Fucking savages...
     
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    i smell a trap -

    North Korea plans to increase tourism tenfold by 2017... and to welcome TWO MILLION visitors a year by 2020


    Known as the most secretive country in the world, North Korea currently sees just 100,000 visitors per year.

    But officials hope that a concerted effort to court visitors could see a tourism boom by 2020.

    In the next two years, North Korea is expecting to attract ten times as many tourists as it does currently, bringing the visitor tally to one million by 2017.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/t...7-welcome-TWO-MILLION-visitors-year-2020.html
     
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    I remember seeing a news story several years ago when a camera crew from the USA was allowed to film inside North Korea. They were in a large heavily populated city but the streets were empty and there was no traffic. The citizens had been ordered to stay home and not interact with the film crew and they all complied. The reporters were escorted everywhere by guards with guns and one cameraman almost got shot. He laid down on the ground to take a photo of a statue of their leader and the guard accused him of being disrespectful, put a gun to his head, and threatened to kill him. I can't imagine anyone wanting to visit that place.
     
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    Who needs religion when Dear Leader is a descendant of the sun god?
     
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    Matt...Damon
     
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    Throughout history there has always been a conflict between the civilized south and the barbarians in the north.
     
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    It seems jerking of in public is legal?
     
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    Well, they better start importing and implementing the ancient art of Bukkake if they really want to see a difference in these numbers.
     
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    ...hopefully beth stern wont go there cause guys see her and just start jerking off.
     
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    I was watching some news story about the troubles North Koreans who defected to South Lorea are having. Apparently it isn't going well for them there as the South Koreans are discriminated against. They're easy to spot as malnutrition over the years has left them much shorter than even South Koreans.
     
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    anybody seen the the stuff vice news did in north korea? its really fascinating if you get a chance to watch it you should
     
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    Matt Damon!
     
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    Looks like a rocking joint to me

     
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    You can jerk it to the leader or you don't jerk it at all.
     
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