10 Interesting Facts About Pornography That Will Blow More Than Just Your Mind

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  1. dawg

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    1. "MILF" is the most frequently searched porn term on the Internet.

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    2. Contrary to what many believe, research has proven that when watching porn, men tend to focus on the eyes of the women in the videos.

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    3. The biggest porn company in the entire world is in Canada.

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    4. Conducting research on how porn affects relationships has proven extremely difficult, because scientists have had trouble finding a control group of men who haven't watched porn.

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    5. Twelve years ago there were somewhere around 70,000 sites dedicated to porn. In 2015 there are now 4.2 million in the U.S. alone.

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    6. In Australia, porn that features women with A-cups or smaller is banned.

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    7. At ANY SECOND of the day there are somewhere around 30 million people watching porn.

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    8. Very few porn sites feature content made by that particular site. Most sites feature content sourced from elsewhere.

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    9. Without bringing several hot women with you, it's almost impossible to break into the heterosexual male porn world as an actor.

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    10. Even in countries where porn is illegal, many make exceptions for the televisions in hotel rooms.

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  2. SternsEgo

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    Alright #3 :wino:
     
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    What is wrong with small tits Australia?
     
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    Number 11, baby sitter porn is big with sixty yearolds .
     
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    By the way Teen is the second most searched term.
     
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    Little known fact #12: looking at porn makes guys' dicks get hard.

    True story.
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Must have something to do with legal age women posing as jail bait.
     
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    Not every hot girl is blessed with huge tits or has the money for implants. Seems really odd.
     
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    They're small
     
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    2) This is true. I find myself often looking at the whore's eyes, trying to figure out what is going on in her whore head.

    3) Manwin/Mansef originated in Canada, running tube sites. They then secured a $100million loan from a hedge fund and started buying up production companies in LA. Their holdings include Mofos, Brazzers, Digital Playground, Twistys, a few of the highest trafficked tube sites, and handle Playboy's web presence. They changed CEO's about 2 years ago because Thylman got caught up in some tax evasion shit in Europe. Basically paying Euro amateurs in the Caymans, I think. Then they merged w/ RedTube.
     
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    Fundamental Laws of Porn (FLOP)

    #1: whores lie
    #2: male performers have NO stroke value
    #3: way too much man-ass in hetero porn (please minimize the use of the dreaded "ball-cam" angle. Any amount of time that 70% of the screen is occupied by the dude's ass and nut sack is too much)
    #4: double-pen in the same orifice is gay
    #5: Generally, European porn stars are much dirtier than their American counterparts
    #6: when a dude is getting it up the ass, no matter if it's from a woman, tranny or another dude, it's gay
    #7: if you have a small dick and fuck like a chick with a strap on you shouldn't be a stunt cock
    #8: interracial gangbangs demonstrate how far we’ve come as a country regarding race
    #9: if she doesn’t do anal, and she’s not Christy Canyon, she’s not a legitimate porn star
    #10: piss, vomit and/or scat ain't sex(y)
    #11: too many tattoos and piercings and it becomes an unpleasant freak show
    #12: if you must show cunnilingus, make sure the guy doesn’t have a moustache (see Ron Jeremey and Christy Canyon; looks like the Tribbles Star Trek episode)
    #13: the male talent shall keep grunting and moaning to a minimum
    #14: don't jump to the guy's face during the money shot
    #15: there shall be no unattended pussy in a FFM threesome scene at any time
    #16: close up shots have their place, but it's not two thirds of the movie; pull back, establish and let us get on with the important business of jerking off to the whole girl, not just the meat piston
    #17: genuine sounds of balls slapping against girl's ass or cock slamming into wet cunt shall not be interrupted by talents' over dramatic moaning or porn banter
    #18: The bts interviewer shall not ask how the girl got into porn if she's been doing porn longer than 6 months
    #19: if it's a comp, let the box cover say it's a comp; don't dress it up as all new scenes
    #20: if the movie is shot in HD, cast must have good complexions (and definitely, no ass zits)
    #21: if it's on the box, it shall be in the movie
    #22: if an act is described as “her first time”, it shall not be common knowledge that it is far from her first time
    #23: unless your name is Andrew Blake, let us hear the actual noises instead of the music, no matter how much you paid your cousin to create it with Pro Tools
    #24: squirt is pee (see #10)
    #25: every whore has a price
    #26: the more cum that lands above her mouth, and the more surprised/upset she is about it, the better; if she actually starts to whimper, it's rewind time
    #27: in porn, for every one great boob job, there are 76 shit ones around the corner
    #28: someone else’s baby jam on/in a girl is off limits; stick your dick elsewhere or towel her off/make her swallow
    #29: nine out of ten whores say they are in porn for the "great sex" and "close friendships," when in reality they are motivated in the following order of importance: 60% money/Donna Karan sunglasses/Gucci handbags; 20% getting back at their fucking asshole parents; 10% support/augment drug dependency’; 10% support suitcase pimp's drug dependency
    #30: when a whore says they "don't do drugs any more," it means they still smoke unbelievable amounts of pot, and drink like fishes
    #31: not all attention-whores are porn girls, but all porn girls are attention-whores
    #32: if you have a catch-phrase, you're a douche
    #33: girls turn 18 every day
    #34: retired whore makes a comeback = rent is due
    #35: whores never learn
    #36: whores are never retired, they are just between sex-related “career opportunities”
    #37: directors shall keep babbling to a minimum
    #38: limit stills; flash bulbs going off is distracting
    #39: big-budget porn (e.g. “Conquest”, “Private Gladiator”) is a waste of perfectly good money that could be better spent on costlier sex acts; i.e., would you rather see a wooden ship or an anal gangbang?
    #40: slow-motion and replay shall be kept to the barest minimum
    #41: if the male talent is taking a long time to cum, edit it out; no one wants to see 60+ seconds of a guy desperately stroking himself off (and moaning) while the female talent mentally composes her shopping list (see #29)
    #42: eventually, to maintain interest, female talent will have to do anal (e.g. Eva Angelina)
    #43: whores can't do porn forever; sometimes you have to grow up and move on
    #44: when a whore holds off anal for too long, no one cares
    #45: if you are shot out and get breast implants, you are still shot out
    #46: never talk about your kids on your porn site; a real wood killer
    #47: how about a girl who sucks beyond the goddamn helmet; half these bitches don't belong in the industry, because they can't give proper head
    #48: during anal sex, the phrase “fuck the shit out of me” (or variations thereon) shouldn’t be uttered
    #49: the more ridiculously out of place a whore looks in how she's dressed (e.g. hot pants, clear heels, etc.), the better
    #50: asses are much improved by being bigger (within reason) and wetter (without reason)...
    #51: like Hydra, when one whore dies, another five spring up in her place
    #52: alt.porn has engendered more verbiage than woodage
    #53: male talent should not be featured prominently on the box cover
    #54: porners live in a different time zone which averages 45 minutes later than reality
     
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    You came up with this? :eek:
     
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    not with me,
    I'm 61
     
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  16. wife is a whore

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    No. A fella named Gunker on a different board came up with most of it.
     
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    @wife is a whore

    What exactly is stroke value (point 2)? Thanks in advance.
     
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    Don't know, but Wiggy's favorite porn is Australian because beer can thick in Australia means:
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  20. wife is a whore

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    I take it to mean that it doesn't matter who the stunt cock is in the scene, top star or hobo off the streets.