Politics 10 Things Every Muslim Kid Must Know Before Age 7

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  1. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    If you're not a Muslim, you are an infidel

    You must convert or kill every infidel using force if necessary

    Women are goats who can cook and clean - treat and defile them accordingly

    The Prophet Mohammed is your spiritual leader, so feel free to fuck girls even younger than you

    Heathens must be vanquished from their homes and Sharia Law instituted

    Never cleaning the rags you wear on your head adds authenticity to the cause

    For every infidel you kill in a suicide attack, you get your choice of 1 hairy virgin or one nubile goat

    You must pray 5 times each day to drive any independent thought from your empty head

    Do not attack America while Obama is still earning large fees for honorariums and personal appearances

    Deodorant violates the spirit of Wahabbism

    If try to disavow Islam, you will be stoned to death
     
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    cg256 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Every Muslim should also be able to count to 10.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That's when the bomb goes off
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    If there are no women around, at least pick a pretty goat to rape.
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Lara Logan has crabs
     
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