I think she is trying to figure out how many fatherless kids she'll need to have so us tax payers can buy her an Escalade.
Don't you just sign up to take classes at Open University? It's not like she was accepted to Oxford...
Sorry to be the bad guy, but she goes to OPEN UNIVERSITY This is just more PC tripe (Open University) is notable for having an open entry policy, i.e. students' previous academic achievements are not taken into account for entry to most undergraduate courses. The majority of the OU's undergraduate students are based in the United Kingdom and principally study off-campus, but many of its courses (both undergraduate and postgraduate) can be studied off-campus anywhere in the world.
Why are you sorry? You are drawn to threads like these like a magnet. Don't be sorry for not being ashamed for what you are. I have more respect for people like you than i do the closeted passive aggressive types.