Discussion in 'The Bar' started by basketcase, Aug 30, 2013.
This thread sucks.
Zeke and Lyle were two people attempting to siphon gasoline from cars. What is siphoning? It's sucking out gasoline from the car gas tank with a tube. However, they were not good at siphoning and ended up swallowing more gasoline than collecting. They decided to use a traditional vacuum cleaner to suck up the gas from the car, but the vacuum produced a spark and when combined with all the great amounts of gasoline caused a catastrophic explosion. Zeke and Lyle were right in front of the explosion too so shrapnel easily made it to their brains and hemorrhaged their brains and they died instantaneously.
There is not an exact number but a man died of a heart attack while masturbating with a vacuum cleaner.
Schmoopy? Any comment?
Oderus uses a vac to clean his fish. I bet one day he dies from it. Oh yeah 1 day
it's going to be a long weekend here
you could be beaten to death with a vacuum cleaner accessory by in irate vacuum cleaner salesman
schmoopy is tied up at the moment
I'm not reading that.
i wonder if the GPS in Schmoopy's new Caddy sounds like Rush Limbaugh
The danger aspect of my profession isn't discussed. Just like soldiers don't talk about what happened over in Iraq.
I prefer using my repair table's vise.
oh no! I hope schmoopy is ok!
He's not OK sadly. the right side rear view mirror impaled his ass thoroughly
Post traumatic suck syndrome