1001 ways to die by vacuum cleaner.

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    This thread sucks.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Zeke and Lyle were two people attempting to siphon gasoline from cars. What is siphoning? It's sucking out gasoline from the car gas tank with a tube. However, they were not good at siphoning and ended up swallowing more gasoline than collecting. They decided to use a traditional vacuum cleaner to suck up the gas from the car, but the vacuum produced a spark and when combined with all the great amounts of gasoline caused a catastrophic explosion. Zeke and Lyle were right in front of the explosion too so shrapnel easily made it to their brains and hemorrhaged their brains and they died instantaneously.
     
  3. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    There is not an exact number but a man died of a heart attack while masturbating with a vacuum cleaner.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Schmoopy? Any comment?
     
  5. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Oderus uses a vac to clean his fish. I bet one day he dies from it. Oh yeah :pray: 1 day
     
  6. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    it's going to be a long weekend here :facepalm:
     
  7. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you could be beaten to death with a vacuum cleaner accessory by in irate vacuum cleaner salesman
     
  8. wigtropolis

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    schmoopy is tied up at the moment
     
  9. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm not reading that. :no:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    i wonder if the GPS in Schmoopy's new Caddy sounds like Rush Limbaugh
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    The danger aspect of my profession isn't discussed. Just like soldiers don't talk about what happened over in Iraq. :nono:
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I prefer using my repair table's vise.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :cwl: oh no! I hope schmoopy is ok!
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Uh sure.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    He's not OK sadly. the right side rear view mirror impaled his ass thoroughly
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Post traumatic suck syndrome
     
  17. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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