1001 ways to die by vacuum cleaner.

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  1. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    This thread sucks.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Zeke and Lyle were two people attempting to siphon gasoline from cars. What is siphoning? It's sucking out gasoline from the car gas tank with a tube. However, they were not good at siphoning and ended up swallowing more gasoline than collecting. They decided to use a traditional vacuum cleaner to suck up the gas from the car, but the vacuum produced a spark and when combined with all the great amounts of gasoline caused a catastrophic explosion. Zeke and Lyle were right in front of the explosion too so shrapnel easily made it to their brains and hemorrhaged their brains and they died instantaneously.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    There is not an exact number but a man died of a heart attack while masturbating with a vacuum cleaner.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Schmoopy? Any comment?
     
  5. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Oderus uses a vac to clean his fish. I bet one day he dies from it. Oh yeah :pray: 1 day
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    it's going to be a long weekend here :facepalm:
     
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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you could be beaten to death with a vacuum cleaner accessory by in irate vacuum cleaner salesman
     
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    schmoopy is tied up at the moment
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I'm not reading that. :no:
     
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    i wonder if the GPS in Schmoopy's new Caddy sounds like Rush Limbaugh
     
  11. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    The danger aspect of my profession isn't discussed. Just like soldiers don't talk about what happened over in Iraq. :nono:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    I prefer using my repair table's vise.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    :cwl: oh no! I hope schmoopy is ok!
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Uh sure.
     
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    wigtropolis Well-Known Member

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    He's not OK sadly. the right side rear view mirror impaled his ass thoroughly
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Post traumatic suck syndrome
     
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    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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