Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Rum Balls, Dec 25, 2015.
"My wife is not a trophy wife. If I met you in person, I'd sock you in the fuckin head!"
So it's her mind?
The chick that hung up welcome home balloons for a blind cat?
Can't be...he said he may "do nothing...raise kittens all day"...or as she calls it..."her purpose"
She is a tax write off....
He is suddenly tough? He would risk getting sued just to protect his conqueror?
Man he really is sensitive and weak...
"My wife thinks I'm fucking retarded for being on Twitter. I'm trying to convince her to go on...."
The lady doth protest to much, methinks.--
@Illinifan come back to us please!
LOL, what the fuck is she then? Madame Curie? Gunky is truly delusional if he actually believes that.
Fucking a model in college, all the guys hated him because they all wanted her. You can tell from watching him that he is making up that bull shit as he goes.
She is a trophy wife...(just not first place)---Steven Wright
But wait....isn't BethO actually more of a "troughy" type of wife? ...... ....
Your kids, they are not interested in you at all.
Enuff said, Robin.
"and probably deck you!"
"and probably deck you!"?!?!?
"and quite possibly box your ears!"
"perchance I'd give you a decent thrashing!"
"and if it came to fisticuffs, believe me, you'd more than likely be on the unhappy end of that tussle..........as long as your dwelling wasn't resting on a sidewalk!"
Yep. I got a lot of drops from that video.
Jeebus, Wigward looks ridiculous.
He ran and locked himself in the limo when the bum spit in her face.
That picture reminds me of the Seinfeld where Kramer wears the jeans that are too tight and can't bend his legs. They are looking at the sidewalk as if it is a hurdle. "Just get one leg up, Howard. You can do it. One leg. Hold on tight. Don't fall." He looks like a guy who just had some kind of major surgery and this is his first time out in months.
I disagree. He's playing a clip from the previous day's WUS. He knew exactly what he was going to say. The hesitancy/stammering is just him choking on the size of the lies.
"call Woody Belkin!"
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
"He had to call me in to a room and said "you're fucking everyone in this place! you've got to stop! (I'm) gonna have to fire you!". I said "I can't stop!""
So was he eventually fired for banging "everyone in this place", or did he stop? "Private Parts" didn't say.
Nothing gets a woman hotter than helping their man up a curb. It's right up there with feeding him oatmeal and changing his colostomy bag.
Howard is in for a long, cold, lonely last 2-3 decades of his life.