11 years ago today I married my best friend

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  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Lover and soul mate
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Congratulations Friend Mike. :up: 1st
     
  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Schtick
     
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    What's the anniversary of when she caught you tipping cam whores and limited your access to the Internet
     
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  5. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    Fuck off
     
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    BobWeired Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    The chink?
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Does your friend and soul mate like to please herself with large black dildos?
     
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  9. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    She's from yeman
     
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    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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  11. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Does your best friend and soul mate know you like to shoot into Dixie cups with her panties around your head?
     
  12. Mr. Potato Head

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    @HAL is married??:eek:
     
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    11 years ago I lost my lover and I lost my best friend. Now my professional life is like at a nine. :bigcry:
     
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  14. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    I want to fist fight you
     
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    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up!

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    Congrats Uber Mike!!!
     
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    Michael!! :mad:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    DCM 24/7/365
     
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    baltimore mike Your Cock, No Lube, My Ass!

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    what's his name again?