12 clues computer geeks are just fucking with us.

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  1. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    the f1-f12 keys, whatta waste of space...what do they do? & still no control/alt/delete key wtf you stooopud no pussy getting geeks???? I've got a laptop that my big hands can barely stretch to hit the cntrl & alt with one hand while the other hand has to search & destroy for the elusive delete key...how come in 2013 there is no task manager key????congress wasting time on gun control/abortion/irs/bengazi/ap scandals & we still have no task manager key but we gotta have f1-f12...fuck you faggot geeks who cant laid...we're onto your bullshit.:rant:
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    macbook don't have those issues.
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    you dirty ginger cunt, this isn't your battle
     
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    We know better than to trust you with task manager access
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    fight on, bromo.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    damn, well ok, I stand corrected, nevermind:facepalm:
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    alert!!!!!! child abuse, improper cut up wiener thread!!!,
     
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    :lo5:
     
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    Stripes has chick hands
     
  12. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    I appreciate them everytime I jerk off
     
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    :jj: how far are you from New England?
     
  14. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    1000 miles
     
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    macs have function keys also, and task manager is called activity monitor
     
  16. Skyway

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    I use F4, F5, F6, F7 and F8 all the time with my audio editing software so please computer Gods don't take them away.
     
  17. FlaFlaFlunkie

    FlaFlaFlunkie Fabulous!

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    I use F4 and F5 and F12 (as a hotkey with a program I use).
     
  18. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    HAHAHAHA OP fail!!!!