12 gold bars found inside a mans stomach

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  1. skylarbrie

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    [video=youtube;PRUihgICljE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRUihgICljE[/video]
     
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    More like this;

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    they should be looking for that missing Malaysian airliner inside Artie's gut
     
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    Those are Tola Bars, very popular in india. I actually designed a mold for the indian market when I was in college at one of my internships. Theyre about as big as a domino, but thinner.

    http://i.***************/i/pix/2014/04/18/article-2607954-1D2EBE3500000578-827_634x394.jpg
    Can anyone find a fucking hospital in that pic? Holy shit what a shithole india is
     
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    talk about rich food :c
     
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    Since this is a HSS thread, we would need to know is they are more fattening than almonds.:jj:
     
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    2 days later: "that's some expensive shit!"
     
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    ********* = Bullshit
    Anything from India = Bullshit

    In short, this whole story is bullshit designed to bring in clicks to *********. They're notorious for writing fake headlines that bring in advertising cash.
     
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    unless they were teeny-weenie bars i don't think you can survive having that much mass in you stomach for long: the pressure per inch would be outrageous and probably more than the stomach can take over a small area. i bet it would rip through.


    12 x 33g = approx 1 lb of gold distributed across an area of approx 2 inches. he probably would have died from a hemorrhaged stomach and peritonitis long before he got to the ER
     
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    Rupert Pupkin That Ass is Attached to Daniela Lopez

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    those photos suggests his stomach comprised his entire abdominal and chest cavity, which is kind of interesting as those two are normally separated by the diaphragm, without which we cannot breath.

    also the mass in bags of coke is far less than that of solid gold.
     
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    So a 100 jews signed up to become gastroenterologists !


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    if i recall correctly, the bags were surgically placed inside his body