14-20 people currently running for president

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  1. newcastlefan

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    everyone seems to be doing it this month so, I want to announce my candidacy for president too.

    I have no interest in winning, or in campaigning, and if elected i promise to do absolutely nothing about relieving the current major issues, and i will lock Hollywood and the far religious right out of the whitehouse, so basically i would continue the policies of the past 5 presidents in not actually making any real or lasting improvements.

    however i would like the tax writeoffs and deductions associated with losing the elections.
     
  2. BleedingGums

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    Oh
     
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    i said i don't want to win so lay off the tough questions.
     
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    How can you run when you can barely walk? :jj:
     
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    Would you consider adding income taxes to churches since you're in the office and not doing anything else?
     
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    What in the hell does Rick Perry hope to achieve? He realistically must know that he has no chance. Is he going to make big bucks from campaign contributions that he gets to keep? Is he going to influence more viable candidates? Road pussy?
     
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    Who is your running mate?
     
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    I don't have a running mate. I'm not moving that fast for anything. I might get a toddling mate though.
     
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    no you can't tax the churches. that would be a violation of the separation of the church and state doctrine.

    however, the churches owe the USA a tithe. I think the churches should tithe 25% of their annual gross income, just like they accepted from Michael Jackson.
     
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    so? did he catch the pizza, or did he swallow it whole in mid-flight?
     
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    if you can spend all night on your knees than i can run.
     
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    :jj:

    All I know is if he decided that outift is OK, I don't want his finger on the fucking button! NFW
     
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    i can see him speaking with Kin Jung Oon: "Oon, keep doing what you are doing and i promise you my finger is on the button. keep it up and my pants come off! if you ever want to be able to swallow a big mac again, you straighten up and fly right!"
     
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    :jj:
     
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    Gunt party
     
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    This nigga thinks he's got a chance :jj:

    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Fellure


    Jack Fellure


    Fellure has formally campaigned for President of the United States in every presidential election since 1988 as a member of theRepublican Party.[1] He asserts on his campaign website that his platform based on the 1611 Authorized King James Bible has never changed.[2] As a candidate, he calls for the elimination of the liquor industry, abortionand pornography, and advocates the teaching of the Bible in public schools and criminalization of homosexuality.[1] He has blamed the ills of society on those he has characterized as "atheists, Marxists, liberals,queers, liars, draft dodgers, flag burners, dope addicts, sex perverts and anti-Christians."[3]
     
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    Artie should only be photographed next to Christie. looks svelte.
     
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    I figure it looked something like this.
     
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