14yr old Artie, the news reporter

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  1. tearsOfCum

    tearsOfCum Well-Known Member

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    Maybe this is why his dad jumped off a roof.
     
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    Sounds like some kind of Johnny Carson meets Edward R Murrow impersonation. Nonetheless, astounding to see Young Artie...
     
  3. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken Turn me loose VIP

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    It's always sad to see an f'ed up adult when they were still a kid with their whole life in front of them.

    I can't imagine how his mother and sister feel.:crying:
     
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    Nemo Beer Can Thick Gold

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    About as funny as his stand up
     
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    he only had one chin back then.
     
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    That's gotta be Uncle Bruce Caprio on the camera.
     
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    Look at that wallpaper.. what a guinea palace!
     
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    [helium]..andumm..[/helium]
     
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    Sounded to me more like Rod Serling before his balls dropped.
     
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    He sounds like steve langford :wtf:
     
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    This explains so much
     
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    Why...with "awwwwllll" these dolls. :haha:
     
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    Artie was a handsome kid, man he fucked himself up. The only part that didn't change was the quality of his material.
     
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    If you just look at that as something a 14 year old put together, it's really terrific! I've always been a huge Artie fan, but it's not really possible for me to like him anymore. It's just sad.
     
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    I'm not really a superstitious person and understand the nature of this site but that is a scumbag comment and I can't comprehend how one doesn't worry about the least bit of karma. With so many things to make fun of the fat junkie about I always felt like his dad's accident was poor taste, except of course for losers like high pitch Mike and Sal. It's hard to even laugh at anything Artie related now considering how sad the guy's life is.

    Off my soapbox, carry on.
     
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    "What's this Fred?? Ahhh, GO TO MEETING dot COM... Did you know people waste up to 5 days a year waiting for meetings to start?"
     
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    Love your name. ;)
     
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    "Listen, you've said it all... We've yenta'd it up enough."
     
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    He has stains on his shirt! I guess something's never change.:ral:
     
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