"15 minutes to howard, is like an hour to regular people "

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  1. psxpirate2k3

    psxpirate2k3 Member Banned User

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    fucking biggest kiss ass and sycophant in history, gary dell'abate :facepalm:
     
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    Then, he licked his knife
     
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    I caught that one too. It's like Gary thinks Wiggie has superpowers.
     
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    One thing is certain, the current HSS is really connected to the average man. We should start a thread posting our Hampton vacation pics!
     
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    No, monkey, when Howard is boring people for 15 minutes it feels like an hour. Plus you are asleep during the show so you have no concept of it's time.
     
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    I've only been listening to Howard for four weeks and three days, but to me it seems like nine weeks and five days. The first day seemed like a week and the second day seemed like five days and the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days and the fifth day I went to see my mother and that seemed just like a day and then I came back and later on the sixth day, in then evening, when i listened, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. And the sixth day seemed like a week and a half. I have it written down, but I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it.
     
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    Reps ^
     
  9. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    His bank account is at a noine, his show is like at a two.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Gary rivals linda lovelace in his ability to suck...:facepalm:
     
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    Hoo hoo, egg whites on a stick
    Hoo hoo, he hates these cans
    Hoo hoo, opti-wig grab
    Hoo hoo, we call Bianca Shithead
    Hoo hoo, St. Louis? No Saint Howard.
     
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    Howard Stork "Big Nosed and Jewish"

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    I can't stand listening to that abortion of a show for 15 minutes (or an hour to Howie).
     
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    One minute of worry to a normal person is like 12 hours of worry and misery for Howard.
     
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    Two minutes of sex with Howard is an eternity to Beth.
     
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    Three days of work to Howard, is like a week to regular people.