15K to be Beth's guest at AGT?

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  1. Exit136

    Exit136 Well-Known Member

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  2. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    And Howard will get a $15,000 tax deduction for something that costs him nothing.

    And his staffers can't even do those shit Block Parties, to help pay the bills because they use his name, how about him using NBC's show to fund his vanity project.
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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    For the love of God, this is ridiculous already.

    Be Beth Stern's Guests at America's Got Talent


    You and three guests can be seated with Beth Stern at Radio City Music Hall for one live broadcast of America’s Got Talent this summer!

    Sit with Beth Stern in her VIP seating area to enjoy the show.

    Choose one show on a Tuesday or Wednesday evening from August 11th to September 9th.

    Brief introduction to Howard Stern from seats.

    .........
    Q: Can we take pictures and request autographs?
    A: Yes. The winner and guest can pose for a photo with Beth Stern (not Howard Stern) and request autograph, subject to reasonable limitations.




    Isn't that nice of Beth to allow you into HER vip section? Beth lets you take her picture, go figure.
     
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    tv910 Well-Known Member

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    I love all the conditions attached:

    Winning bidder agrees to provide North Shore Animal League America with legal names, date of births, and social security numbers of all participants (four in total), along with a statement that they have never been convicted of a felony. All participants more than 18 years old will require a background check at bidder’s expense.

    Q: Can we take pictures and request autographs?
    A: Yes. The winner and guest can pose for a photo with Beth Stern (not Howard Stern) and request autograph, subject to reasonable limitations.
    Q: Will my guests and I meet Howard Stern or the other AGT judges, contestants, or host?
    A: You and your guests will be introduced to Howard Stern for a brief greeting. Interacting with Howard Stern, the other judges, host, or contestants of the show is NOT part of this auction.
     
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    Drungle VIP Extreme Gold

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    So she's back to being an escort? At least she has experience.
     
  6. Uncle Larry

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    Always love to see the fine print on these auctions - the lucky winner gets a "Brief introduction to Howard Stern from seats."

    Q: Can we take pictures and request autographs?
    A: Yes. The winner and guest can pose for a photo with Beth Stern (not Howard Stern) and request autograph, subject to reasonable limitations.

    Q: Will my guests and I meet Howard Stern or the other AGT judges, contestants, or host?

    A: You and your guests will be introduced to Howard Stern for a brief greeting. Interacting with Howard Stern, the other judges, host, or contestants of the show is NOT part of this auction.
     
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    babybear r.i.p 8/3/15, Wherewolf of AZ

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    I bid 15 thousand Peso.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    "Enjoy the show" - that's false advertising.
     
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    CCMaguire Well-Known Member VIP

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  11. MyLazyHand

    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    OK, they still need $7mm to build the cat closet.

    This will generate $15,000.

    So if they get $15,000 for this, they're halfway to $7mm?
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Wow! What a deal! You mean I get to sit next to a nobody at a terrible show taping for only $15,000?!
     
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    For an extra $5,000 she'll let you update her imdb profile after the show.
     
  15. RonHeinzkaboot

    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    Wow I guess she doesn't want to go to that show unless they pay her. I don't blame her.
    Will the mystery guy who won the Birthday Bash auction also win this one?
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    One of the questions has to to be
    Do I get the total girlfriend experience from Beth Ostrosky Stern?
    or
    Is a tip expected or included?
     
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    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Just the tip? :dontknow:
     
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    yaddc Well-Known Member

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    I smell a Cat Ranch on the horizon.:horseback::cowboy::6gunz::howdy:
     
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    RonHeinzkaboot Adultophile

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    This is what Beth does best.
    Not animal activism but escorting men for large sums of money
     
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    sz1122 Well-Known Member

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    Can someone pay her to go away