17 sex facts

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    1. After fingers and vibrators, candles are the most used object in female masturbation. Yep, seriously.

    2. Humans aren’t the only species that give and receive oral sex – so do cheetahs, polar bears, hyenas and goats, naturally.

    3. Speaking of animals, pretty much every other mammal aside from humans have an actual bone in their penis. Yep, a bone.

    4. Men have 11 erections a day. ELEVEN. How are they hiding them so well? The guy next to you could be having one now. No, don’t look.

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    5. A survey in 2013 revealed the top 12 most sexually satisfied countries in the world. Switzerland came top. The UK didn’t even make the list.

    6. There’s a one in three chance that your nan is still having sex. How does that make you feel?

    7. There’s also a one in three chance that straight after you’ve had a nice little romp you’ll go straight on social media. Aww, romance.

    8. Nearly 1,000 people still die every year from autoerotic asphyxia. Which is where people strangle themselves for erotic pleasure. Hmm.

    9. Men masturbate 12 times a month. Which is just over once every three days. Women, however, only do it monthly, or so they say…

    10. Fat men last waaaaay longer in bed. The average length of sexual intercourse with an overweight man is 7 minutes 18 seconds compared to 1 minute 48 with a skinny man. WHAT?

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    11. In Alabama and Mississippi shops are banned from selling sex toys and vibrators, true story. Those poor, poor women.

    12. Apparently 70% of men would refuse sex with a women who was on her period. Nice.

    13. Ancient Egyptians used to use crocodile poo as a contraceptive. Fancy swapping your pill for a nice helping of faeces, eh?

    14. Each teaspoon of semen has seven calories. So there you go, low cal snack.

    15. A man’s orgasm lasts six seconds, a women’s lasts 20. TAKE THAT.

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    16. Only 30 per cent of women reach orgasm through penetrative sex. Which means that more women can’t orgasm through straight up sex than can.

    17. Dr Kellogg (yep, the same man who invented the cornflakes) believed that a healthy diet could help suppress spontaneous sex thoughts. He believed his cereal could help cut down masturbation, and was a firm believer that it was an unnatural activity.



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  2. Bryce

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    Fat guys have a slower metabolism. Goo for them.
     
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    1min 48 sec sex with a skinny guy:huh:....damn slowpoke...:howdy: whats up ladies..how you doin?
     
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    Six?!? I've had more than one girlfriend tell me I have unusually long orgasms and I just assumed it was pillow talk. But six seconds? Mine are up in the 12-15 second range, I'd estimate.
     
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    is that why grand-ma's candles smelled funny?
     
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    maroon Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think it just feels like an eternity having that fatfuk smushing & sweating on you...
     
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    1 min 48 seconds for skinny guy intercourse? I guess all tha extra time I've spent is just wasted on making the chick feel good. Fuck that. She has 1 min 48 seconds now to get what wants!
     
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    time just slows down when there's lack of oxygen to the brain
     
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    I had read the cornflake thing, fucking nutty
     
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    "Waiter! There's a bone in my penis! BWAHAHAHAHA!"

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    Dr Kellogg may think mastrurbation is bad but Tony The Tiger thinks it's GRRRRREAT!

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    12 times a month.

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    If I can focus on it, I'll time the next one. :hhh:
     
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    Wife is asking why I'm suddenly so into Kelloggs for breakfast. I told her I want to be healthy (true).
     
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    men are faggots now

    there could be a lump of cat feces jammed in some bitches snatch and i'm still going in








    that's some wild shit right here
     
  17. wife is a whore

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    Assuming that's an average I would also assume I masterbated 30 times a month when I was 18, 10-12 times a month at 40 and probably will 2-3 times a month from 60-80, isn't that how that works?
     
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    If they're willing to spend money on vibrators and candles, why not just buy a dildo?

    :scratch:
     
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    Will I ever fucking learn my lesson?? :banghead:
     
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