17 y/o mudshark swims hard in Detroit muddy waters

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How Guilty?

  1. Guilty as shit

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  2. Guilty as fuck

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  3. She should be hanging upside down in a museum of natural history in the mudshark hall of fame

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  1. Slow

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    Police: Southgate man, 69, escaped kidnap plot by 17-year-old girlfriend

    The night of Jan. 2 police say the man's girlfriend, Destiny Marie Gerwatowski, came up with the plan with suspects Alphonso Lamarr Straughter Jr., 31, of Dearborn, and Tajick Lewis Jackson, 36, of River Rouge.

    "After they got my wallet, they were ticked off because there was only $90 in my wallet," the man says. That's when he says the attack became more vicious.

    "They threw me in the trunk of my car and started backing out the driveway," he says.

    As the victim was locked in the trunk, his prayers were answered when he found a lighter. He used it to find the emergency trunk release.

    "God finally answered a prayer about the lighter," he says. "I flicked it on and found the inside trunk release and when I felt the car creep forward I bailed out onto the right lane on Dix Toledo."

    The victim says once he was able to free himself, he ran across the highway to a liquor store to call 911.

    "(Officers) eventually were able to determine who the suspects were within two days," says Southgate Police Chief Thomas Coombs. "All people were arrested and in custody."

    Gerwatowski, Straughter and Jackson are locked up facing charges including carjacking, armed robbery, home invasion and unlawful imprisonment.

    Despite being 17, Gerwatowski is being charged as an adult.

    All three could face up to life in prison. A probable cause hearing is scheduled for Jan. 16.

    Battered and bruised, the victim says he's happy to be alive - but has a message for his ex-girlfriend.

    "How do you like me now," he says. "Because I'm not supposed to be here, and you are looking at life in prison."[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

     
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  2. Munslow

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    I'm not sure why bestiality is illegal but being a mudshark isn't. Fry this nasty little bitch.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    I bet her vag has a "food stamps accepted" sign pinned on it.
     
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    You skanky ho !
     
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    Hold up... he's 69 and she's his 17 y/o gf?

    :wtf:

    He should be getting charged as well.
     
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    Reggies dont know about the safety release in the trunk?
    #breath
     
  8. Omen

    Omen Well-Known Member

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    That could be a whole thread
     
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    when you do creepy shit sometimes creepy shit happens to you
     
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    Listen, youve said it all....
     
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    Huh? Don't get it?
     
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    :jj:

    she will act like an innocent and blame the evil black men for forcing her to set up the nice old man. it won't work but it'll be fun to read about.


    life in prison sounds about right. i hope his 69 year old dick was the last one she had. give her something to dream about for the next 40 years.
     
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    [​IMG] Old guys with young girls is horrible.
     
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    "Teh Living Death" was a member here who was not a fan of blacks. Thought that might be his website.
     
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  16. Omen

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    Oh, I don't know the name
    I actually googled her name & saw the site & the pics.
    poor kid growing up in that dirty environment