17 Year Old Girl Stuck [sic] by Lightning While Masturbating

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    http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weat...k-by-lightning-when-masturbating/#prettyPhoto

    (Stop Masturbation Now)—
    There is nothing more disgusting than thethought of a teenage girl touching herself. Well Nature agrees too. Jennifer Connery of Hoagland Nebraska was struck by lightning this past Tuesday while masturbating outside behind a tree. “We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason so I guess she had to sneak out side” embarrassed father Winston Connery was quoted as saying when contacted.

    According to medical experts the moisture between her genitals and her fingertips served as a conductor and caused a lot of damage to nerve endings there is a good chance she will not regain feeling in either. “She is lucky to have only been using two fingers at the time, it could have been much worse” Carol Rogers, pediatric nurse responded. “Right now I think she is just embarrassed that she had to learn a lesson the hard way”

    Masturbation is a most deadly sin and children need to be protected from the temptation.
     
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    Golly
     
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    get the poison out
     
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    Feel sorry for the guy who ends up marrying her, but the silver lining is that he can fuck her and say he's just snuggling up to her
     
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    lulz
     
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    "I RUV Jennifer Connery!"

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    Post #1 is the fake story.
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    Dude, My dad left me on a cross for a week. Cut this guy some slack.


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    Madrid, Spain — A man has been hospitalized after doctors say he suffered a direct hit to his scrotum during a lightning strike while walking down the street in a Madrid suburb.

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