18th century dildo found

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  1. Shithead

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    18th-century sex toy unearthed at school for swordsmanship
    By Chris Perez

    April 15, 2015 | 1:11pm

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    A large leather sex toy has been found in an ancient toilet by archaeologists in Poland. Photo: Europics (2)
    An antique leather sex toy dating back to the 18th century has been unearthed by archaeologists in Poland during an excavation at a school for swordsmanship, Central European News reports.

    “It is quite thick and rather large, made of leather and filled with bristles, and has a wooden tip that has preserved in excellent condition,” a spokesman for the country’s Regional Office for the Protection of Monuments explained.

    “It was probably dropped by someone in the toilet … Whether that was by accident or on purpose is anyone’s guess, though.”

    Before discovering the phallus, researchers at the dig site — located in the coastal city of Gdansk — found a collection of old swords, according to CEN.

    For thousands of years, people have used sex toys made from stone, wood, leather and even animal dung, according to the Institute of Sexology.

    The term “dildo” originated from the Latin word “dilatare” — which means “open wide” — and was first coined around 1400 AD.

    In January, a prehistoric phallus dating back 28,000 years was found in Germany. It is considered the world’s oldest sex toy.
     
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    any broad horny enough to jam a log of shit in her pussy is one horny broad
     
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    I'm sure Madonna is expressing great interest in adding it to her dildo collection. Fucking diseased whore.
     
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    "Polish woman walks into a sex shop! Stop me if you heard this! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

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    Has anyone seen my dildo? I think I dropped it in the shitter.
     
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    Not just broads


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    probably some rich guys
    who couldnt get it up
     
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    To this day men put a sheep's intestine over their penis and insert it inside a woman. In 100 years they will look back at this in astonishment.
     
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    I learn so much on Dawg's.
     
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    Modern Dildo


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    Before I worked there, the antique shop I worked at one time got an old ivory dildo in a house clean out.
     
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    And of course it's black...
     
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    I've seen bigger.
     
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    18th century dildo

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