2 Headed Shark Attack starring Brooke Hogan and Carmen Electra.

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  1. Mr Spigot

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    Maybe Gary could get Carmen and Brooke to come in together to promote the film and ride the sybian.* I'm sensing an Oscar buzz with this one - or is it too late?

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    One headed sharks? Meh, Brooke Hogan pisses on one headed sharks (not literally). A smokin' hot** cast, a monster from the deep,* a straight to DVD blockbuster for all the family (who like tits).

    You'll reel in terror as you watch 'actresses' employed for their hot young bodies attempt to act; you'll look nonchalantly at Brooke Hogans rack and try not to recall your days as a Hulkamaniac; you'll convulse when the cashier refuses a refund after pointing out that you broke the seal on the packaging. A story so terrifying that Dominic might shit your pants!

    *Not Brooke Hogan

    **'Smokin' hot' is used in the Gary Dell'Abate sense of the word and any resemblence the participants of this film have to both smoking and hot is entirely coincidental.

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    From The Asylum Studios, purveyors of such 'classics' as Alien v Hunter, and the equally dubious Transmorphers (copyright in disguise?). Available to rent (or pirate) now!
     
  2. GaryPuppet

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    Whos directing this masterpiece? One JD Harmeyer?
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    A 50 year old has-been D-lister who loves Negroes and a 6 foot tall never-been who has fake tits, her father's face and no talent.

    I'll pass.

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    Papa Hogan must be proud. One kid acts like a chubby stripper in order to cling to fame and the other turns Marine war vets into vegetables.
     
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    I was hoping this was a Robin being eaten by a shark thread :sad:
     
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    Please tell us how you really feel. geeez. lol
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    those sharks have buttons for eyes.
     
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    those sharks don't look very realistic
     
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    I will watch this, right after I see the new three stooges with snooki....

    /sarcasm
     
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    Spazz and skytzoboy just made me shoot rum out of my nose! :jj: Oww.
     
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    I liked it...yea it was harrable acting but I seen worse..she gets thumbs up for trying imo..
     
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    the people on this site should be hired as writers on the stern show.....brilliant, funny and talented.
     
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    I thought the movie was about 2 women behaving like a shark, not a fucking literal two-fucking-headed shark.
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    The shit that gets bankrolled into movies these days...
     
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    Sand Sharks looks better.

     
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    I took this picture while on a tour of Asylum about a month ago.


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    Hey, the devil is in the details.

    A script that reads like it was written by a couple of dudes as an excuse to parade around scantily-clad dingbats who wield, among their arsenal of mad, world-saving skillzzz, the ability to survive and fight back against a genetic marine absurdity could never been seen through for the ruse it is. :rolleye2: :jj: