News 2 homely women have sex w/ 15 yr old at pizza party

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    DERRY TOWNSHIP (KDKA) — Two women have been accused of having sex with a 15-year-old boy at a pizza party in Derry Township.

    Tonia M. Simms, 37, and Melissa E. Weaver, 26, are charged with statutory sexual assault, involuntary deviate sexual intercourse, corruption of minors and indecent assault.


    The15-year-old boy involved told police he met Simms and Weaver through an acquaintance on July 8 and was invited over for pizza at Simms’ apartment in the Holiday Acres complex.

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    After eating pizza and drinking alcoholic beverages, Simms invited the teen and Weaver upstairs to her bedroom.

    Weaver allegedly said to the teen: “What, you’ve never had a threesome before?'”

    The women then allegedly had sex with the 15-year-old and had sex with each other.

    The teen showed officers a text conversation in which he and Simms discussed his age.

    Simms was out on unsecured bond. Wednesday, a judge ordered police to take her into custody and jail her on $20,000 bond. Weaver remains out on unsecured bond.
     
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    The verdict is in...

    Double-sided dildo, lined with razorblades, in a sumo ring surrounded by land mines.
     
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    pizza is always the lure
     
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    Ewww
    guilty
     
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    That's hot, I'm pre-fapping.
     
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    need better photos of the offenders
    I'm inclined to acquit
     
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    I bet guys who work at Chuck E. Cheese get last d a lot.
     
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    Wtf is pre fapping?!
     
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    May have been pizza there, but those two are no party
     
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    I've read this somewhere. Hmmm
     
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    Thin crust or thick crust
     
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    Ugh. :ballhit:for asking that. My curiosity will get the better of me and I'll be forced to read his answer.
     
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    Guilty !
    and fat
     
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    toss in video games and you have them hook, line and sinker!
     
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    I don't understand why the kid told since he was a willing participant. Maybe he wanted a PlayStation and they wouldn't give him one. I say the kid is guilty of being a fucking disgrace to the male gender. Fuck the two broads, get the pizza, and leave. Go back for more when the urge arises. Fucking kid should be caned.
     
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