2 Live Crew - Me So Horny (89)

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by freds, Aug 5, 2016.

  1. freds

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    i've been to some weddings recently and some of the music is not dance friendly. why don't they play this so hip challenged individuals like myself can get their groove on?

    or Flo Rida? help a brother out. :sd:
     
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  2. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    You broke your hip again?
     
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  3. freds

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    Digital Underground - The Humpty Dance (90) would also be good as dicks.
     
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  4. freds

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    i dance so much my hips are always in danger, yo.
     
  5. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Mediocre Negro

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    You are very, VERY white.
     
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    no shit.

    Doggy Dogg World (93)
     
  7. freds

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    and btw, i've seen you bro.

    you ain't much darker.
     
  8. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Freds trying to remind us youngsters he can still "get his groove on".
     
  9. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    This is more your pace, gramps. Try not to throw out a hip again.
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm:
     
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  11. PullMyFinger

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    I'm like a dog in heat, a freak without warning
    I have an appetite for sex, 'cause me so horny



    They just don't write lyrics like that anymore.
     
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  12. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Pump up the Volume dance dance!
     
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    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    I love when they pull this one out. Never looks good
     
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    Good as dicks?
     
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    This
     
  16. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    How does one come up with the phrase "Good as dicks"?

    I just typed that in the previous sentence and even then, I questioned whether or not I wanted to type it.
     
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    "good as dicks" is as Shakespearean as it gets around here. that and i was 6-8 beers deep.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Dude.. Does your wife know about your crush?
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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  20. freds

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    did you tell her?