2 Really Hot Teen Girls just Trick or Treated my House

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  1. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    One was dressed up as a School Girl with a little skirt. The other looked like a prostitute or some shit.

    My wife being home just saved them from memories that would have permanently scarred them for life and from me being a Megan's Law offender.

    I hate my wife sometimes.
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    why no pics?
     
  3. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Fucking flash didn't work.

    I think I need to "run out" and get something. They can only be a few houses away by now.
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    "Well Judge, they were just asking for it with what they were wearing" :hhh:
     
  5. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I like your style kid. :thumbup:
     
  6. eliasbboy

    eliasbboy Insert Witty Title Here Staff Member

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    Yours or the camera's? :fdrum:
     
  7. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    You are a creepy stalker aren't you?
     
  8. dawg

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    This sounds creepy. Did you turn out the lights and let them feel around for apples?
     
  9. HowieCalbo

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    Wife.:jj:
     
  10. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    What's your problem asshole?
     
  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    So these girls are 11 years old? :right: :pedo:
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    An easy 15 minimum. Some semblance of tits too! :mjerk:
     
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    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Lol at the tags :jj:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    even if the wife wasnt home, i think the snickers bars would have killed the deal
     
  16. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    They wouldn't have had the chance.

    When they went to grab candy out of the bowl I would have applied a double arm drag on them into the house. BOO YAH! :)
     
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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    * ding dong
    * divorce
    * mandatory 10 to 12
    * screams
    * snickers bar
    * torn clothing

    :rofl:
     
  19. dawg

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  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I put TIME into my Tags.

    Sup bro?