2 small pies instead of 1 large.

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  1. Bro

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    23 fucking dollars. And I bet I'm left with 3/4's of a small pie.

    My wife insisted that we need more than 1 large.

    Then she complained that i ordered them plain and called me cheap. Cheap? 23 dollars for pizza. :facepalm:

    I have 2 teenage boys btw. The most they eat are 2 slices. I eat 2. Everyone eats 2 slices. She barely eats 1 slice.

    I think she just wants to spend money.
     
  2. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Shut up.
     
  3. Bro

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    I'm angry. Don't fuck with me.
     
  4. Engaged Chicken

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    Quit being such a tightwad. :rolleye: What, do you think it'll go to waste? Someone will eat it tomorrow if it's even around by then.

    Your wife is right. You are wrong. Thank you.
     
  5. Markijuano

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    What beer is accompanying said pie?
     
  6. sarnie

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    and that goes that
     
  7. Bro

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    lol as if anyone eats leftover pizza except me. :rolleye:

    and I still have leftover chinese and a gyro.
     
  8. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I used tah be insane...
     
  9. gilaet

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    They might eat more if there were some toppings.
     
  10. Bro

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    Something cheap. :beer:
     
  11. Bro

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    Toppings are for suckers. Toppings means you have shitty pizza.
     
  12. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Whatzz that suppose tah mean?
     
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    Your wife sounds like a bitch.
     
  14. Mack

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    I see a toilet clogger in Bro's near future.
     
  15. Mack

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    Do you have a 2 bathroom house, Bro?
     
  16. gilaet

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    Dominoes has the best pizza.
     
  17. sarnie

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    you guys have to have a woman to steer your dick around
     
  18. Bro

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    Actually i suggested pepperoni for the large pie but 1 of my kids doesn't like pepperoni. My wife suggested pepperoni for 1 of the small but I nixed that shit. 24 dollars for pizza that won't get eaten.

    I need a new plan. The do sell individual pies. :bigthink:
     
  19. Bro

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    She can be bitchy.
     
  20. blairg

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    can I have some poker chips?