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Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Aug 10, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm still getting a bonus though :dancin:
     
  3. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    i cant wait til you get that 25 dollar gift card to Golden Corral
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'll find out in an hour or so how large it is :c
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't think we have Golden Corrall here so BLOWWWWWW MEEEEEE
     
  6. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    :jj: I hope your company treats you right! Good for you.
     
  7. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    I'd like to take a guess that your bonus will be 500 American dollars.

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  8. Motoflou

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    Seriously, dude.

    Invest in burgers.
     
  9. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Is that when you boss unzips his pants and gives you the "bonus"?
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    Probably only about 6 inches, but it'll feel bigger.
     
  11. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    :iohi5:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Did you hear the Sixers got Andrew Bynum
     
  13. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    we are going to shit all over the cowboys twice this year
     
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    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    This thread is aboot Chriza's bonus!
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :bigthink Not a bad guess, but I'm thinking it might even be a hair more
     
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    nserafini Well-Known Member

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    Not sure what you do for a living, but hope it comes in cash form ...
     
  17. Thelonious Davis

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    are you talking about your bosses dick?
     
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    What if it is like $5000? That would be awesome.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I knew that comment would attract some hacks but Jesus :facepalm:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dude

    Don't even say that

    I'd literally cry