WTF 20 signs of Facebook stalking- look familiar

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    1. You look at their page and feel weirdly thrilled when you notice they’ve posted something new.

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    2. A whole new photo album on Facebook is basically like a gift from the gods.

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    3. But even if there is nothing new, you’ll still look through a million things you’ve already looked at 20 times before.

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    4. You text your best friend to make fun of everything about this person, even if you know you sound petty.

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    5. You analyze their every social media move to find out everything you can about them.

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    Yes, you read every little comment on their wall and pictures.



    6. Even when you’re done stalking, you spend hours stressing about whether or not you just accidentally liked something.

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    7. You feel irrationally angry when they change their privacy settings, and you can no longer see anything…

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    8. …But you feel uncomfortably happy when they change their settings so that you can see things you never could before.

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    9. You consider asking a friend to add them so you can see more, but then you realize that is a horrible idea.

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    10. You click out of the page immediately whenever you even think someone else is behind you.

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    God forbid you get caught!



    11. When you see them in person, you try not to act like you know details about their life, but you feel like it’s written all over your face.

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    12. You start on one social media site, then stalk them on every social media site possible.

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    So they didn’t have a Twitter last week, but maybe they do now! Oh, wait, maybe they have a Vine too.



    13. You start to worry and wonder if there is actually something wrong with you.

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    No, no, you’re totally normal. Carry on.



    14. When someone else logs onto your account without you being there, you have a mini panic attack wondering if they’re going to see your recent searches in your activity log.

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    15. You’re hesitant to search for anyone in front of someone else, because you know if you type in a certain letter, the stalkee’s name could come up in your recent searches.

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    16. You randomly get freaked out and imagine that you accidentally friend requested them.

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    17. Eventually you start stalking their friends to see if there are any picture you might have missed, and then you end up on their cousin’s girlfriend’s best friend’s page somehow.

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    18. You start comparing your life to their life.

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    19. Even if their profile is private, you click on literally everything to see what will pop up.

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    20. You can’t stop even though you hate yourself in that moment.

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  2. johnfreeman1

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    >2016
    >having facebook

    lol
     
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  4. MilkyDischarge

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    1-3, 6.
    True that.
     
  5. Chicken Soda

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    Facebook is so 2006