2012 Quotes. "Fuck the fans"

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  1. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    "Shit on them". Howard said he has a Twitter account and everyone is telling him to shut the fuck up about AGT. He said that he's not sure if that's everyone's feeling or just 5 people on Twitter...Howard said he's doing a bunch of appearances this week. He said fuck you to the audience about that too. (marksfriggin)

    Also:

    - Rachel Maddow's hot.
    - He's the 1st to do prankcalls. "Howard said he's been making phony phone calls since he was 5." :jj:
     
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  2. TelegramSam

    TelegramSam I love Sam's cock Banned User

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    Wait, so The Simpsons was really parodying Howard's prank calls as a kid and not the Tube Bar tapes (with Moe and Bart's prank calls). Howie teaches you something new every day, apparently.
     
  3. Morrisb

    Morrisb Well-Known Member

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    Everyone steals from him. :secret:
     
  4. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    He invented the "Prince Albert in a can" bit?

    So he must've invented the ol' classic "Is your refrigerator running?"

    Oh, the copywrite money he's been screwed out of.
     
  5. Roberticus

    Roberticus Well-Known Member

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    You're confusing the phony phone call with the "Guy with a 'Prince Albert' nailed Howard in the can" bit.
     
  6. schnauzer

    schnauzer Well-Known Member

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    The butchest dyke this side of Castro Street is evolved Howard's definition of hot :facepalm:
     
  7. Hamptons

    Hamptons Well-Known Member

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    "Robin I was thumbing through the paper this morning, and did you see this did you hear this........" -2012 the year of the Shuli written monologue
     
  8. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    "60-70% of SiriusXM subscribers listen to my show"
     
  9. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    piss on the fans.
    I didn't know he said shit on the fans too.
    what a cocksucker
     
  10. ohmicah

    ohmicah Real Gad About Town

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    Must've missed that one...
     
  11. Beth Eats Hay

    Beth Eats Hay Well-Known Member

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    My favorite quote came from this fine lady......"Case dismissed."

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    In 2013, I hope this man is quoted saying....."Don't let your secret door hit your bony ass on the way out."

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  12. joe361

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    "I'm a hypocrite"
     
  13. shitcunt

    shitcunt Well-Known Member

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    beer can
     
  14. Herc

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    I hope Malone emasculates the motherfucker live on the radio . . . :pray:
     
  15. Kool

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    "I've made a few videos that have gone viral"
     
  16. Howard103

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    Sounds like Jimmy's delivery...

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    "Did you see this, did you hear about this?"
     
  17. username

    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    I hate the fact that Howard have 100% creative control of Howard 100/101.
    Otherwise SiriusXM should have bumpers stating that Howard lied about Sirius and that he lost the lawsuit.

    Sirius should have one intern that listens to Howard's show each day and write down every lie he tells (yes.. It will be a 10000 page book).
    Then the next day they would have a 5-10 minutes bumper where they list all lies.

    That would actually be a great show on Howard 101. 100 have the wrap-up show. On 101 the wrap-up of all Howard lies just that day.

    Its so fucking easy for Howard to make good radio. One of the top 10 moments this year is Dan the caller that confronted Howard. Just force Howard to have unscreened calls!
     
  18. zoidborg

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    This was the quote that made me really realize what a pathetic, out of touch, old man I was listening to. It must bug the shit out of Howie that some 12 year old in Arkansas can reach more people than his show can now.
     
  19. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    The only Howard video that has gone viral is the one where the ladies are wrestling him and pulling off his wig
     
  20. Dump Button

    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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