2013 NSAL Calendar - Howard & Beth need not apply?

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  1. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    Shit, no dogs with hooves this year.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I wanted another batch of photoshop clusterfucks. :bigcry:
     
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    Wanna bet they will manage to get a pic or two of Beth and one of their stupid animals in there?
     
  5. WillyBest

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    When will Howard address this?
     
  6. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Jesus Christ, some fuckhead actually did a trademark on that contrived 'Muttigrees' idiocy. Wouldn't want anyone else riding that wave of genius.
     
  7. Popeye Saavedra

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    Don't worry, I'm certain there will be no shortage of these in the months to come.
     
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    Not so fast.

    There will be only two winners of this contest, the best dog photo and the best cat photo. These two photos will be featured in the calendar, but not necessarily as months of the year.

    Assuming for purposes of argument that the winning photos will be featured as months of the year, there's still ten months to go. And while the next calendar will be a mutt-i-gree calendar, there's no reason why Beth can't pose with the mutt-i-grees. If the mutt-i-grees were second class people, that would be a problem. But second class dogs, no problem.

    Howard and Beth seem to have a good degree of power over NSAL, bought and paid for no doubt. Assuming they control the next calendar, there's no way they will stand for the calendar not being Beth's next work of shameless self-promotion.

    I would love it if you're right, if the pictures in the next NSAL calendar feature four-legged, furry creatures only, but I'll only believe it when I see it.
     
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    Calendar clusterfucks are collectiboes.
     
  10. Thelma

    Thelma Well-Known Member

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    I am aware of the ever-present danger that exists. And the ad does say "winning photos will be featured in" the calendar - so that does leave the cover wide open ...
     
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    I was hoping the upcoming NSAL calendar would be Beth-free, but I wouldn't be surprised if she threw a tantrum and Howard threw in some money to keep that from happening. She'll probably still be in every photo, using the contest winners as props. No one else is offering her modeling jobs and the NSAL calendar is most likely the vanity project that gets her the most exposure.
     
  12. Thelma

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    Speaking of which, check out the current issue of Hamptons magazine:


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  13. MutteringJohn

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    Howard's photos will be the winning photos for all 12 months.
     
  14. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...the value of inflated self importance. its fun, its funny, and its freeeeeeeee!

    ...oh if only they actually published it as a beth free issue, it would be like riding on a cloud.
     
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    The worm has turned! we were in the forefront but it would seem the world is now on to the ostrosky-stern schemes! judge kapnick began this wonderful turn of events...little by little, everyone else is joining us and realizing what self-serving, desperate shits howard and beth have become.
     
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    :pray:
     
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    :backlol:
     
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    I can't wait to see what Engaged Chicken thinks of all this.
     
  19. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...lets not rush to judgement, you know howards going to do everything he can to insert himself into this because its a promo gig for his talking horse. if he donates 50 grand to nsal theyll suck it up and put up with his bot wife, treat her like shes golden cause the board members are enjoying tastey dinners at board member mettings on howards dime.
     
  20. Mr Vengeance

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    When will I weigh in on this?