2013 the year Beth separates from Howard.

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  1. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    5 years is coming to an end for the bitch
     
  2. Kamie

    Kamie Well-Known Member

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    Are you saying that there may be a contract? Oh Winst....and +reps. You have too many shits.
     
  3. HowieStearn

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    I think she'll last until wiggys Sirius ends.

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    then its Splitsville, baby!
     
  4. Kamie

    Kamie Well-Known Member

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    That's what I think too. At this point she can still milk publicity out of him so she wouldn't dare leave just yet.
     
  5. NotMyBro

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    Her prenup has cliffs... something like: "if we stay together for 1 year, you get this much $, 2 years $$, 5 years $$$". 5 is probably the max and she gets half at that point.

    she'll split from pelican for sure. it's only a matter of time.
     
  6. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    If 5 years triggers a large uptick in the pre-nup payout then it's possible but I think she'll hold out until she feels her eggs have given out and the financial jackpot of a kid is out of reach.
     
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    I think she's with him for the long haul. There's nobody, anywhere, who would indulge her like Howard & she knows it. Money isn't enough for Beth -- she craves the limelight & without Howard as her celebrity conduit, that'll dry up faster than menopausal vulva.
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    When she no longer doesn't wanna be famous and not want attention and Howard no longer can get her half-assed shows to host because she doesnt wanna be famous, then and only then will she divorce him. Then she will be much too old to be famous and she finally will be happy with her unfamous life and 500 trillion dollars from the settlement, move back to shittsburgh and live with all the animoes and modoes and limoes and ho hoes and skittoes and be fulfilled with large black dildoes.
     
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    She needs an heir to the throne.
     
  10. Mutt Sucks

    Mutt Sucks New Member Banned User

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    There are many wealthy men in the Hamptons that r richer than Howard.
     
  11. NotMyBro

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    I'm gonna tweet her this as soon as I make a new account (she's blocked 3 of my accounts so far):

    "tick tock tick tock.. do you hear your biological clock dying? time to leave pelican and get a real man who can give you a child"
     
  12. Goo For You

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    My guess is that Wiggy has designed the prenup so that the upticks continue long into the future. If that's the case, what's the incentive for Horse to leave? To not to have to have sex for five minutes a month?:dontknow:
     
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    The flip side of this coin is that Beth ain't getting any younger. Her best days are behind her. Howie is just as shallow as she is and will become repulsed when his perfect little Barbie doll starts to show normal wear and tear. Beth will try to compensate by getting more and more platic surgery until she becomes a whiter version of Michael Jackson. It may be Howard who calls it quits in years to come.
     
  14. BethsZygote

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    only question is will it be after their 5 year August anniversary or the October one.


    I thought u were gonna shut your account?
     
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    username Well-Known Member VIP

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    The rumoured pre-nup is 2 million/year for Beth.
    10 millions should be enough for the rest of her life?
     
  16. Bungzilla

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    we all call her dumb but id fuck anything for 2 mill a year
     
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    She'll expedite it by finally taking a dump in front of him.
     
  18. Thelma

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    Howard wants to renew their vows and Beth said she would do it on their 5th anniversary. It's going to be a riot to see how she follows up the hooker wedding dress. Maybe a veil with the Burberry bikini.
     
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    whats wrong with this picture?

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  20. Thelma

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    That looks like a pregnant Beth on the set of "Mom Caves."