2015 is the year Schmoopy gets laid!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dirty South, Dec 31, 2014.

  1. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Word is bond. :grad:
     
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  2. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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  3. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Who's going to be the "lucky" guy- any volunteers???
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    can you even come back from a 10 year draught?
     
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    Mack Well-Known Member VIP

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    @Super Mario
     
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  7. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    :lol:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Schmoopy is as A sexual as they come

    Wormlike
     
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  11. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    He's been told to go fuck himself so many times in life he believes he really can.
     
  12. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    He was going to allow @Lawsy to gobble that worm if she played her cards right... :dontknow:
     
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    Latin Mami eviserated any shred of hope for poor Schmoopy.

    And he's a jew, so hookers are out if the question.
     
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    Lawsy was a Schmoopy shit mult :grad:

    Prolly got the pics off Cookie's Facebook feed.
     
  15. Dirty South

    Dirty South Large Member

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    Oh shit! I always figured she was a mult...
     
  16. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    :omg:
    Fo reals?
     
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  17. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    He's gonna fuck a shit mult.
     
  18. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Actually Schmoopy's probably in the middle of an orgy right now. Problem is, it's with Rosie Palm and the Blister sisters.
     
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    Will he wear his Barney mask, uniform, and ass-less chaps?
     
  20. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    He will wear his work uniform.
     
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