2015 World Records

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    Everybody is always asking Double L the secret to his success. How does he maintain an elite lever of physical fitness, supremacy and superiority? How does he stay at the top of his game mentally, physically and spiritually? Well today is your lucky day. As everybody knows, Double L began keeping detailed records of his successes beginning back in 2011. Without further adieu, I present to you Double L's world records for the historic 2015 calendar year.

    246-119 in non-drinking days vs. drinking days;
    212-153 in exercising vs. non-exercising days;
    162.6 average weight of lean mean fighting machine.
     
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    Does "exercise" include "can curls"?
     
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    LL... Come clean man. What all your subjects want, no need to know... How many bitches did you slay? Condoms vs sans? Avg amount of time did you spend in their pink vs their stink? Thanks
     
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    exercise is code word for sucking dick :bj:
     
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    162?

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    1 of the great things about having 7% body fat is I can win every single belt in every single weight class there is. Rey Mysterio started out as cruiserweight champ too.
     
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    162 ?
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    You should ask Gitfiddle, TBN, and fake Larry what happens when you fuck with Larry, Inc.
     
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    :stfu:
     
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    Rey Rey was a once in a generation talent.

    You need to bulk up to 190, so we can pass you off as 210. Start training w/ this guy and use his "supplements".

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    Double L's goal is to weigh as little as possible. My average weight in August was 159.1. and my lowest weight of 2015 was 156.4 on 8-28-15.
     
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    I had ballooned up to 187 when I got out of law school.
     
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    He could have a small frame and look 190. I shock people with how little I weigh, they always assume 180 or 185.