22 Things Happy People Do Differently

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    From http://www.successify.net

     
  2. harlock

    harlock ancora imparo Gold

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    well i'm fucked :nocheer:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Robert of Trawr! :derp:
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    Gumdrop! Time to thrust! :madsex:
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Strangely enough I read the first two sentences and got the entire gist of the idea.
     
  6. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    It's like when the Queen Mother died, UK citizens were able to leave their own written memorials to her and one of them that I will never forget read as follows: "She always had a smile on her face, just like a fucking retard."
     
  7. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Could I exchange meditate for medicate?
     
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    Lol. I like that.
     
  9. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    wet








    CUNT!
     
  10. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    traw i have quite an arsenal of antidepressants saved up in a safe place just in case. knowwhutimean?:uwave::unutty:
     
  11. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Yeah I pretty much fail all of the above. :facepalm:
     
  12. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Author is miserable
     
  13. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Truthfully I feel better off of them. Or at least I feel better not seeing the doctors/counselors that are associated with them. Those people were always making me feel like crap and trying to change me.
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I wonder if the homeless people who have to do bum fights staged by rich frat kids to make $5 are happy. Or if John McCain maintained a sunny outlook in his tiger cage. "Gee, Lord, there are men in here whose tiger cages aren't nearly as spacious and centrally-located as my tiger cage!"
     
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    Fuck 'em. With a rubber fist.
     
  16. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    that's what the voices in my head said :upeek:
     
  17. GHP

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    I can tell you that there are people in the ghetto who have a fraction of what you do (for example) who are relatively happy
     
  18. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    I must have more more more, more booze, more bitches, more bullshit! The three Bs.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I'm not sure if you're taking jabs at me or not.
     
  20. GHP

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    See that has nothing to do with McCain or bums. It's all about YOU! :iohi5: