22 year old woman blows a .341

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  1. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    That's impressive. 34% of her blood was alcohol...
     
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    She would be dead or unconscious. This is the fake story, Mike.
     
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    At least some chick was blowing..:thumbup2:
     
  6. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Holding a half gallon of seven dollar vodka. I'll bet she's sexy puking in someone's lap.
     
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    That's damn impressive. A few years back on a holiday weekend me and some buddies got a breathalyzer to see how plastered we could get. The thing about breathalyzers is you have to wait a half hour between drinks to blow otherwise you get an inaccurate reading. We had a helluva time keeping up with not drinking more, but did get a couple good readings. The highest in our group was a .31. He had to be awoken after 30 minutes to blow into the thing and wound up with a 4 day hangover.

    The best I did was a .28 and felt brain-damaged for a week, puked that night, and puked a few times the next day.

    It did help me with quitting smoking at the time, though. I felt so terribly I could not smoke.
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Not buying it, that's a faulty reading.
     
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    That's degrading
     
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    The slideshow at the bottom of people arrested for alcohol related offenses is a fucking riot! :jj:
    I mean, wtf was goiun' on HERE?! :eek:
    Monk? :hhh:

    Coley Mitchell
    Coley Mitchell, a lab tech at Georgia Health Sciences University, was arrested for public drunkenness after being found in a locker room intoxicated with his pants down halfway his legs surrounded by two lab monkeys that had been let out of their cages.

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    Have you been to the NSFW forum?:c
     
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    Now that guy has a great story to tell....totally worth the arrest.
     
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    I read that as her blowing 341 dudes. This version is a lot less sexy...
     
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    I am in love
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...anal.
     
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    As a Sacramento cop sat in his patrol car, a drunk man walked up and leaped onto the hood of the officer's vehicle, according to a police report obtained by the Sacramento Bee.

    But this was no ordinary drunk man. This was Jesse James Thomas wearing a sombrero and a boxing glove, and he was here to make his name known, police said.

    Thomas, 55, allegedly did just that and screamed his own name repeatedly from atop the cop car before fleeing, KCRA reported.

    Soon after, cops found him lying in the street nearby and Thomas was arrested on suspicion of public drunkenness
     
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    I SOOO want one of these! :c

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    Man Charged with DWI for Driving Motorized Cooler
    An Australian man caught driving a motorized cooler box through a beachside resort town appeared in court charged with drunk driving, The Courier Mail reported Monday. Christopher Ian Petrie, 23, faces charges of driving under the influence and driving without a license after police caught him on the makeshift vehicle, which was powered by a 50cc engine.
     
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    [video=youtube;ZVTrVFc18Ts]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVTrVFc18Ts[/video]
     
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    beetlejosh I got a head that's large Gold

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