23 Cats. Twenty-Three Cats!

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  1. Goods

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    There oughta be a law.

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    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    I don't know where you got 23 from. I'm up to 164 and I'm falling asleep.
     
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    Let me fix that for you.

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    what the HELL is going on?
     
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    I thought this was going to be a photo of the Wigs house
     
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    But seriously, aren't there ordinances in the Hamptons that regulate the number of animals in one household? I looked but couldn't find the code. 23 cats must be illegal.

    And another thing, every time Beef is on the show she says "POOR ME". Fuck that cunt.
     
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    It's called chasing the high. It's a hallmark of addicts and mental patients. Beef is almost certainly both.

    At first three cats were enough to distract her. Then it took six. And then ten. Now we're up to 23. That'll hold her for a little while. Then she'll have to up the ante again. Should be interesting to see what's next.
     
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    This is what happens to women that are denied children
     
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    Where'd you get the footage of Consuela?
     
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    Luckily she also has her addiction to plastic surgery...
     
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    Someone in their Manhattan building should report them .
    The Wig is worried about Halloween decorations in the lobby when the people in that building have to worry about her flea ridden cats infesting the whole place . Neve mind the horseflys Beth tracks in with her every time she comes in .
     
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    "Hello Mrs Beth...I brought more iPhones with more memory."
     
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    My community is nothing close to the Hamptons and we have a city-wide rule that limits the animals in the home to 4.

    As a side note, She posted 26 Instagram photos of cats yesterday and she's up to 7-8 already this morning!
     
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    Whats higher, the bacteria count from all the animal feces and urine or her level of insanity?
     
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    She collects 23 cats and claims her back hurts from cleaning litter boxes.
     
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