23 Life Tips Simply worth Knowing

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    #24 - Pesky Pelican? Adopt as many cats as possible, you'll never have to see him again.



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    Rubbing alcohol also removes fluorescent highlighter pen stains from clothes too! :grad:
    I used some just last week to remove a big spot on the leg of my favorite jeans.

    Great tips - very useful!! Thanks.
     
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    If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it
    The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists
    Whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable
    Than my own meandering experience, I will dispense this advice now
     
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    Tip #36. Need to mask the odor of that dead whore carcass rotting in the trunk? Sprinkle it with ground coffee, baking soda and cayenne pepper
     
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    If your friend invites you over to "watch Netflix and chill" ...

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    Great stuff...Thanks
     
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    Sleep better by leaving one foot under the sheets and one out.
     
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    crazypreacher Not followin whitey's rules

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    This is true.
     
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    Thanks. I have been spending a fortune each month on ping pong balls.
     
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    Thanks John Boehner !!
     
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    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Or just stay out of the sun. Preserves your skin for years. You might need to take vit D supps though.
     
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    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    Semen stains too!
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    I always get spooked that a ghoul will reach out from under my bed and grab it though.
     
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    If you're doing acid or shrooms and things are a little out of control, take NIACIN at a ratio of 1 gram to 100 lbs body weight. Puts you back in the driver's seat.
     
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    Exception being short periods of exposure, (20-25min) without sunscreen are fine, key is not to burn. Otherwise it's just blocking vitamin D. The whole "never go out without sunblock" hysteria is a little absurd.

    Of course, if you have no choice but be out for long periods, then of course sunscreen - again, to keep from burning.
     
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    Good to know in case Emily ever gets a dent in her head

    humble
    by Emily Stern

    January 18, 2014 | 8:50 pm


    There is no need to be humble when god is as it is. Even as big as I could be, as grand and powerful, no matter what, there is more. I am ornamental. I am a ping pong ball.
     
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