26 Whores Tell of First Day On The Job

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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Tard News Team VIP

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    http://thoughtcatalog.com/hok-leahc...reveal-what-their-first-day-at-work-was-like/

    Some of my fave excerpts:

    "At 20, I was on AFF when I was offered 2,000 dollars for two hours of my time and a few snaps with his cock inside me. He was a 65 year old man. The sex was pretty good for being twenty, and I got off on the notion that he was paying to fuck me. Honestly, holding the money in my hand afterwards turned me on much that I masturbated the second I got home with the envelope in my hand."


    "The first guy was really nice. Mid 30’s, extremely average looking. It was somewhat… boring. We started out with small talk, he offered me a bowl, which I refused. He smoked a little and then eventually kissed me. He had a bit of an ass fetish, I let him eat my asshole and lightly spank me, and then I let him put it in my ass- I figured that it was my first client, I should do a good job."

    "I hated it. I hated every minute of it. I lost my anal virginity to him and it was painful and I cried. I could feel his fat slapping against my stomach, he kissed me with his bushy beard tickling my face and I fucking hated it, I wanted to vomit. He gave me the $400 and I left. I cried all the way home."

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    Nothing quite like paying to eat out a whores ass...
     
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    Don't knock it till ya tried it.
     
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    Yeah, that's what you wanna do - eat out a whore's ass. :puke:
     
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    Hey, sometimes in the moment you think with the wrong head
     
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    5 Myths About Prostitutes I Believed (Until I Was One)

    Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_2073...i-believed-until-i-was-one.html#ixzz3HTCHRAVK

    TV set me on the road to prostitution. OK, that isn't exactly true. But I did watch the HBO show Cathouse when I was a kid. It portrayed life at the Bunny Ranch, where I eventually applied for a job on a dare, as girls often do. Six months later, they asked me to fly in and start work. Not "apply," mind you. They weren't calling me down for a job interview. The email was asking me to start -- in a week.
     
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    I wonder which one was like Beth's first time?
     
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    I picked up a thick black whore years ago, big fuckin titties, pretty face, but big fat ass. She was blowing me in the back of my van, then suddenly says, "Ima sit on yo head." Before I could react I had putrid nasty sweaty afro-cunt on my face. It was the most horrifying thing that's ever happened to me.
     
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    pretty good stories, one girl turned out well, graduated college with the whore money.
     
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    that minion guy is fucking gross. saw a scene with him and gia jordan & a long single file line of guys she was blowing. minion tries getting in line on more than one occasion and gia's not having any of it, actually starts getting pissed. any food porn usually grosses me out.
     
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    Let's fuck some...
     
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    Bababooey2uall is that you?
     
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    great article! i'm a big fan of that site, although they've been getting repetitive lately
     
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    no
     
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    Let's fuck some (male) whores!
     
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    If that happened to me today, I would book a one way flight to Syria tomorrow. The only way to get rid of that smell is to have one's head completely removed.
     
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    Stories 1 and 2 got me stiff. Wish i could meet women like them.
     
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    It takes longer to learn how to be a waitress at Olive Garden. :giggle:
     
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    This happened in the mid-90's and I can STILL smell it.