WTF 26 Year old 14 Kids: Can't Do community Service Because...

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  1. Tickle Shits

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    Sore Back :giggle:

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    Lee Anderson (Facebook)

    A shameless dad pleaded with a court not to be jailed as he has fathered 14 children by the age of 26.

    Feckless Lee Anderson pleaded for leniency from the Dunfermline Sheriff Court after failing to complete a community service order after being committed for violent offences, but was sent to prison for four months.

    Anderson, from Cowdenbeath, had been hauled before the court after failing to complete the community service, which involved building work, even though the offences happened almost four years ago.

    Anderson’s lawyer said he had a ‘sore back’.

    However he produced no medical proof of his ailment and the court sent him to prison for the first time.

    After hearing Anderson had no medical proof he had a bad back, the Sheriff told Anderson he had run out of chances.

    ‘ You have completely failed to comply.’

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    Anderson told the court he suffered from a sore back (Facebook)

    Among the convictions, which all dated back to when he lived in Orkney in 2012, were assault and causing a disturbance by shouting and swearing.

    The Sun reported that Sheriff Craig McSherry was also unimpressed by Anderson’s seedy lifestyle saying: ‘He’s 26 and he claims to have fathered 14 children. I don’t suppose he pays anything to them?’

    Anderson’s lawyer Elaine Buist replied: “I think he only sees one of them.”

    The court also heard that his name does not appear on any birth certificates.



    This guy needs to figure out how to use a condom and pull out.
     
    Apr 8, 2016 #1
  2. PI Nate

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    Get a rope. :coffee:
     
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    Hope Lorena Bobbit is his next girl.
     
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    Damn reggie
     
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    He is too white.....not guilty
     
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    jesus doesnt anyone pull out and skeet skeet anymore
     
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    Forego the prison and sentence him to sterilization.
     
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    I think the elephant in the room is... how did this idiot have sex at least 14 times..
     
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    Sore back from all that fuckin'.
     
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    You can pay for the 14 kids.
     
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    I probably already am in some way or another

    @shivswifetakesblackcock
     
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    i read a couple brit papers. white folks there, act like our less than civilized ghetto youff here. the senseless violence, terrible attitude towards people and society. it's very odd. it seems that it comes down to the culture you were raised in.

    mine was a civilized culture. kind to strangers, generous to those in need, and ruthless with mother fuckers we didn't like.
     
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    14 kids? He might be telling the truth.
     
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    All ppl suck
     
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    Seems legit.
     
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    Our country is now the movie Idiocracy/Hunger Games
     
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    I've been in some of the bigger UK cities--Glasgow is just like you claimed
    the easy access to guns is likely the only difference

    there sure were plenty of friendly people
    and plenty of people who made all the hairs on the back of your neck stand up
     
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    Waaaaaaaaa Waaaaaaaa please dont send me to jail, the middleclass will pick the tab up.
     
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    Fucked his back out.
     
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    Sound like he took Frank Gallagher as a role model

     
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