26-year-old woman fell out of a party bus Saturday night on Interstate 35

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by InstigatinMofo, May 7, 2013.

  1. InstigatinMofo

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    How is Miss Howard Stern doing? Did she pull through?
     
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    That happened in Northern California a year ago. Thinking it might be time for someone to hire a party bus for Beth next time she promotes her insipid vanity projects.
     
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    Time to ban bachelorette parties.
     
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    dumb bitch
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Women are inherently clumsy. It's better to keep them locked in your house, with plastic over the windows.
     
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    and plenty of rope.
     
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    What were the odds? I mean, four cars in Kansas?
     
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    This
     
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    It was a somber night at Taco Tico, my friends...
     
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    "Richard, it's your dad. Guess what we found on the road? It was delicious. We haven't had human in a loooong time."
     
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    Maybe there should be a wellow danger sign by the emergency exit and the driver should tell people if they fall against it they will be roadkill. If I ran over the cow I would keep going thinking it was a dead dog, or tire. :whistle:
     
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    :c dats a good vun.
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    Sure, if you're Puerto Rican or something.
     
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    I wonder if she was wearing one of those giant paper bags saying, "MY DAD WOULD BE ASHAMED IF KNEW HOW MANY DICKS I'VE SUCKED".
     
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    Hope the wedding is not the same day as the funeral....awkward. :derp:
     
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    Maybe they should make the emergency exits a little harder to open so some drunk fat bitch doesn't fall out while the vehicle is moving.
     
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    She went from doing bumps of speed to a speedbump.