2nd date burns

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  1. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    So I'm cutting up hot peppers to put on this chicken I'm making for this young lady and I. I do everything right, taste to figure out the heat index, hot but not painfully. Slice thinning removing most seeds. Wash my hands, twice... I figure I'm kinda diggin this chick so maybe I won't get too drunk tonight, I better tug so incase she decides to degrade herself and fuck tonight, I won't seem like a 16 yr old. Well... Now my entire shaft is on fucking fire! Washed it with soap, dipped him in milk. Nothin... Suggestions please
     
  2. MilkyDischarge

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    She probably has a good oral solution.
     
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    bucket of ice
     
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    Holy shit! :omg:

    I have NO idea what to tell you, other than I'm so sorry. :( Good luck with that.
     
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    Be honest and tell her you prefer men.
     
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    I WOULD suggest NOT trying to fingerbang her later, though. There probably won't be a 3rd date if you do :oops:
     
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    I'm at a loss....:crying::sick:
     
  8. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Gonna try this now. It's slowly gettin worse...
     
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    Don't finger her.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    No dude... I won't send you pics for proof, faggot
     
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    Whip up some Guacamole and fuck it like it's Cinco de Mayo!
     
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    Female saliva also helps. :grad:
     
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    stick it in yogert?
     
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    Rub it in olive oil, it will cxl out the pepper oil....
    I do NOT have first hand experience in this:)
     
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    Ha! He probably won't get that third date then.
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Lmao why are you walking off before a date... Give that girl a big first load. First impressions my son
     
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    Better inflamed redness now than after the date. Or during.
     
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    Hit it with a hammer takes the burn right out of it.
     
  20. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Trying this now, gonna mix in some yogurt as well
     
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