WTF 3 cheers for my Dobermanns

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by monsoon, Aug 28, 2016.

  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    My dogs just ripped up a trash panda robbing my fish ponds. Stupid coon was still in the pond when my when ASTRO grabbed by the tail and slung it out. That's when our Hibbie and Saffron took turns giving it the death rattle. It put up a good fight. Ha! Bloody Mary's for everybody.:finger: except you mooose.

    Good dogs.

    Fuck mutt
     
  2. DuckDong

    DuckDong Well-Known Member

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    I hope your trailer is ok
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Coonie :bigcry:
     
  4. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Hey Richard it's your dad....
     
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    Aren't we going overboard on the racial slurs?


    :D
     
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  6. Afganistand

    Afganistand Motivationally Deficient VIP

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    Give them the rest of the day off

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  7. SlipperyVic

    SlipperyVic In Gord We Trust Gold

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    Raccoon sloppy joes for the entire trailer park!
     
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  8. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Let's see a pic of those mofos!!!!
     
  9. TeeDonkey

    TeeDonkey Well-Known Member VIP

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    I'll take "what is a trash panda" for a $100 Alex
     
  10. nun puncher

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    Hope your satanic looking puppies have their rabbies shots
     
  11. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    I guess the Obama phone program has expanded to Obama Internet too.
     
  12. Snotty

    Snotty My Snothand be strong!!! VIP Gold

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    I'll bet you got moist watching that................;)
     
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  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
     
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  14. Bristol Chicken

    Bristol Chicken Free Range and Loving It

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    Wow do you sound like a fucking asshole
     
  16. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Who is moooose ???

    Who named these dogs, Art Garfunkel ??
     
  17. Cheri

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    Raccoons carry all kinds of filthy diseases. I hope the pups are up to date on shots
     
  18. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    You will, of course, want to commemorate the Battle of the Koi Pond with an appropriate piece of art (all the kids are doing it these days---- they really love that graffiti-on-abandoned-building-look):

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    Classy, yes?
     
  19. Snort

    Snort Looking for my weed and xanax Gold

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    Who you talking to, cunt?
     
  20. Snort

    Snort Looking for my weed and xanax Gold

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    No, @Shart Garfunkel