3 people Joan banned from her funeral

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  1. 1Vegasgirl

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    I would have guess Chelsea Handler, but not the other 2.
     
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    I wouldn't want the silverback at funeral either.
     
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    The ape might try to dunk something in the urn.

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    Same here. I know Joan hated fat people, but I'd think she would've had a more famous fatty in mind ahead of Adele. I actually stopped for half a sec when I read the article and thought "Who is that again? Oh yeah, that English singer."
     
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    Good list. Those are pretty much the three most terrible people on earth.
     
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    I don't want them at my funeral either.
     
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    Holy shit, VG posting an anti Obama story she read on the Blaze based on things someone "apparently" said?

    No way.
     
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    Joan, I love you but there's no way an Obama would go to your funeral. You were white.
     
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    That list bummed me out as well.

    I'd hate it if Jon Cusack showed up at my funeral. I just can't stand him.
     
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    Can we all come to your funeral? We promise to be good. Are you going to have an open bar?
     
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    :yay: I'm in.
     
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    I'm sure the people at Joan service would have enjoyed being searched and watched by the SS, and I'm sure the silver back would have demanded to speak.

    I read a few weeks ago that the "golfer and chief" showed up at an exclusive golf coarse to play and the SS raided the clubhouse and restaurant and demanded that everyone must remain standing to be searched. One man was annoyed and said his soup was just served and he wants to enjoy it, they said an agent asked if he was refusing to comply with the intent of taking him down. :facepalm:
     
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    Luckily, most of us don't go anywhere exclusive enough to be subjected to his interference.
     
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    Further fueling my theory that Michael Obama had Joan killed.
     
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    It must've been personal...Joan loved fat people & trannies!

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    You're welcome OP.
    The first person she specified as unwelcome at her funeral was First Lady Michelle Obama. Rivers had previously referred to the first lady as a “tranny.” The other two blacklisted by the late comedian were pop singer Adele and former talk show host Chelsea Handler.
     
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